"anything good" from jim when he knew exactly what went on cos he was sneakily watching hehehe , the line just cracked me up 
best "one-liner" of the series has to be ....
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After the most depressing rant in human history from Liz. About her dead cat, likely dead mother, being abandoned by everyone she cared for and driving into a tree and drowning herself in the bath, she replied to Luisa who had said. 'Honestly Liz, sometimes I want to drown you!'
"Do you? I do bring people down!"
Maggie
"Do you? I do bring people down!"
Maggie
Originally Posted by Maggie 55:
“After the most depressing rant in human history from Liz. About her dead cat, likely dead mother, being abandoned by everyone she cared for and driving into a tree and drowning herself in the bath, she replied to Luisa who had said. 'Honestly Liz, sometimes I want to drown you!'
"Do you? I do bring people down!"
Maggie”
“After the most depressing rant in human history from Liz. About her dead cat, likely dead mother, being abandoned by everyone she cared for and driving into a tree and drowning herself in the bath, she replied to Luisa who had said. 'Honestly Liz, sometimes I want to drown you!'
"Do you? I do bring people down!"
Maggie”
I think that monologue made me laugh more than anything else in BB history. I actually cried.
Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey:
“I think that monologue made me laugh more than anything else in BB history. I actually cried.”
“I think that monologue made me laugh more than anything else in BB history. I actually cried.”
Same here, yes I like Jim and he has made me laugh but Liz really had me in stitches and I think it was helped by the fact that we knew that Luisa was meant to get her to laugh and Luisa's own expressions. It was the whole scenario, it was really funny to watch.
Liz's series of one liners during the bath scene, trumps Jim uttering the words "anything good".
My opinion.
My opinion.
The bath scene was hilarious.
I also like the one where Lee said he wore his heart on his sleeve and Jim quick as a flash replied 'good job you have two' LOL!
I also like the one where Lee said he wore his heart on his sleeve and Jim quick as a flash replied 'good job you have two' LOL!
Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey:
“I think that monologue made me laugh more than anything else in BB history. I actually cried.”
“I think that monologue made me laugh more than anything else in BB history. I actually cried.”
Me too, and I had jawache from laughing. Never laughed so much in the history of any BB
Originally Posted by Maggie 55:
“After the most depressing rant in human history from Liz. About her dead cat, likely dead mother, being abandoned by everyone she cared for and driving into a tree and drowning herself in the bath, she replied to Luisa who had said. 'Honestly Liz, sometimes I want to drown you!'
"Do you? I do bring people down!"
Maggie”
“After the most depressing rant in human history from Liz. About her dead cat, likely dead mother, being abandoned by everyone she cared for and driving into a tree and drowning herself in the bath, she replied to Luisa who had said. 'Honestly Liz, sometimes I want to drown you!'
"Do you? I do bring people down!"
Maggie”
Definitely. Priceless.
Liz's monologue in the bath was probably the best. It was one of my favourite bb moments.
Jim has cracked me up a few times, though.
When casey and Lee were first canoodling, and after dissapearing under the covers for a while, Casey said that she'd love a pepperoni pizza, and Jim said ''why's that? To get the taste out of your mouth??''
Jim has cracked me up a few times, though.
When casey and Lee were first canoodling, and after dissapearing under the covers for a while, Casey said that she'd love a pepperoni pizza, and Jim said ''why's that? To get the taste out of your mouth??''
Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey:
“I think that monologue made me laugh more than anything else in BB history. I actually cried.”
“I think that monologue made me laugh more than anything else in BB history. I actually cried.”
I really enjoyed Liz's monologue but Mo hitting Mikey on the back of the head with the ball gets that accolade with me.
Originally Posted by Deb Arkle:
“It was funny.
My favourite is still "would a hug from an old c*nt help?"”
“It was funny.
My favourite is still "would a hug from an old c*nt help?"
”
Originally Posted by Maggie 55:
“After the most depressing rant in human history from Liz. About her dead cat, likely dead mother, being abandoned by everyone she cared for and driving into a tree and drowning herself in the bath, she replied to Luisa who had said. 'Honestly Liz, sometimes I want to drown you!'
"Do you? I do bring people down!"
Maggie”
“After the most depressing rant in human history from Liz. About her dead cat, likely dead mother, being abandoned by everyone she cared for and driving into a tree and drowning herself in the bath, she replied to Luisa who had said. 'Honestly Liz, sometimes I want to drown you!'
"Do you? I do bring people down!"
Maggie”
Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“The bath scene was hilarious.
I also like the one where Lee said he wore his heart on his sleeve and Jim quick as a flash replied 'good job you have two' LOL!
”
“The bath scene was hilarious.
I also like the one where Lee said he wore his heart on his sleeve and Jim quick as a flash replied 'good job you have two' LOL!
”
Originally Posted by Val_Beam:
“Luisa to jim...Stop putting words in my mouth...Jim,i'd put nothing in your mouth.”
“Luisa to jim...Stop putting words in my mouth...Jim,i'd put nothing in your mouth.”
All of these.
Originally Posted by shades1:
“"anything good" from jim when he knew exactly what went on cos he was sneakily watching hehehe , the line just cracked me up”
“"anything good" from jim when he knew exactly what went on cos he was sneakily watching hehehe , the line just cracked me up
”
That was so funny. I love Jims one liner's. He is so quick witted and none of them are planned
I did laugh at Jim when he came out with the one about Luisa living in a self contained flat up Linda Nolans ar*e
Loved the "clean" one liner from Jim when Lee said he wore his heart on his sleeve ... "you've got two sleeves" said Jim!
Liz's monologue in the bath - whole thing was classic and a number of one liners.
Another Liz one - if you punched my horse I would stab you!
Another Liz one - if you punched my horse I would stab you!
Originally Posted by Val_Beam:
“Luisa to jim...Stop putting words in my mouth...Jim,i'd put nothing in your mouth.”
“Luisa to jim...Stop putting words in my mouth...Jim,i'd put nothing in your mouth.”
All he can think of is his dick. Dirty old man.
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