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Old 29-01-2014, 19:36
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Do Tyrone and Fiz not understand that you can actually buy bacon at the supermarket ?
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Old 29-01-2014, 19:43
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Both of them need a lesson in the bloodiest abbatoir they can find in the weatherfield vicinity.
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Old 29-01-2014, 19:43
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Yes but then they couldn't stick there big fat beaks into Roy's business and then get offered bacon for free for pretending to care.
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Old 29-01-2014, 19:52
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Tirrone can afford to splash out on café bacon, Fiz has told him they'll be getting a sizeable windfall shortly.

Surprised he didn't have an egg on it as well.
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Old 29-01-2014, 20:03
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Living it large with their hard earned windfall, mere mortal concerns like budgeting don't matter to them anymore.

Orp and Roobeh must be relieved they don't have to spend every day being shoved through the cafe doors to see Aunteh 'Ayleh anymore.
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Old 29-01-2014, 20:25
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I would laugh so hard if Fiz turns to Islam and ends his Bacon sandwiches.

Shiiit with some of the stuff they've done over the years, it's not too outrageous.

I would die laughing.
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:13
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Morning Roy. Bacon barm please. Afternoon Roy. Two bacon barms please. Evening Roy. Got any of them bacon barms ? Hi Roy - I know it's the middle of the night but could you do me a bacon barm please.
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:16
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Apparently he was at it all night and Fizz kept him awake, information we didn't need to know
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:18
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Fizz was asking Tyrone all night where they could get bacon. That's the reason she's knackered and the kind thing would be to put her down.
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:23
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Fizz was asking Tyrone all night where they could get bacon. That's the reason she's knackered and the kind thing would be to put her down.
She needs a glass of Hayley's death juice.
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:23
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I had bacon myself for breakie today funnily enough, lovely it was too.

I get mine from the Butcher's up the road - his lean, smoked back bacon is ruddy great, as thick as a novel it is as well.

Does anybody else have any bacon related stories?

I like bacon vey much, but maybe not as much as Tirrone does.
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:24
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I had a pet pig.
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:27
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I had bacon myself for breakie today funnily enough, lovely it was too.

I get mine from the Butcher's up the road - his lean, smoked back bacon is ruddy great, as thick as a novel it is as well.

Does anybody else have any bacon related stories?

I like bacon vey much, but maybe not as much as Tirrone does.
Is the bacon good enough that you will skip out of work 6, sometimes 7, times a day in order to get a couple of barms of the stuff?
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:33
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Is the bacon good enough that you will skip out of work 6, sometimes 7, times a day in order to get a couple of barms of the stuff?
If I was shacked up with a boiler like Fiz, then bacon would likely be the only thing on my mind as well buddy.

A fatal heart attack is the only thing that lad has to look forward to now.
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:35
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A fatal heart attack is the only thing that lad has to look forward to now.
A fatal heart attack or a life time with Fiz.

Someone better call a doctor because I'm going to need an ECG in about 10 minutes.
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:43
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I had bacon myself for breakie today funnily enough, lovely it was too.

I get mine from the Butcher's up the road - his lean, smoked back bacon is ruddy great, as thick as a novel it is as well.

Does anybody else have any bacon related stories?

I like bacon vey much, but maybe not as much as Tirrone does.
Bacon always makes me think of my sister
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Old 29-01-2014, 22:52
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Bacon always makes me think of my sister
I haven't spoken to my sister in twenty-odd years, it's an arrangement I thoroughly enjoy too, must admit.
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Old 29-01-2014, 23:17
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I would laugh so hard if Fiz turns to Islam and ends his Bacon sandwiches.

Shiiit with some of the stuff they've done over the years, it's not too outrageous.

I would die laughing.
I actually thinking an islamic conversion story could work with Tyronne, he seems a dumb enough character to be converted.
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Old 29-01-2014, 23:50
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I actually thinking an islamic conversion story could work with Tyronne, he seems a dumb enough character to be converted.
The bacon barm withdrawal would do him in.
You know, the reason for radical Islam in the world probably has a lot to do with their lack of bacon. They ought to get a couple of Roy's barms down their neck and crack on with it.
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Old 30-01-2014, 13:37
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Living it large with their hard earned windfall, mere mortal concerns like budgeting don't matter to them anymore.

Orp and Roobeh must be relieved they don't have to spend every day being shoved through the cafe doors to see Aunteh 'Ayleh anymore.
I am taking it that you are meaning that Hayley has left them some money in her will?
I would have thought that Hayley would have left everything to Roy.
But......... when Jack died, didn't he leave Tyrone quite a bit of money (and the house)....... I know that some of Tyrone's money was lost through Tommy etc, but I thought that Tina had paid quite a bit of it back (I may be wrong there), so I think Tyrone would have a bit of a nest egg there......certainly enough to buy a few bacon butties!
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Old 30-01-2014, 14:21
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He's beginning to rival David Wicks on the food stakes
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Old 30-01-2014, 15:37
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Yes but then they couldn't stick there big fat beaks into Roy's business and then get offered bacon for free for pretending to care.
"I'll stick you a few extra rashers in, Ty!"
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Old 30-01-2014, 16:23
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Both of them need a lesson in the bloodiest abbatoir they can find in the weatherfield vicinity.
Agreed. Both need to be taken down the abbatoir to be sliced and diced (or for the viewers this would be mere yet the purest afternoon delight).
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Old 30-01-2014, 16:49
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Because of this thread I`m going to make myself some bacon and tomato toasties for din dins tonight.
<Homer mode> mmmm bacon and tomato
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Old 30-01-2014, 16:56
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Because of this thread I`m going to make myself some bacon and tomato toasties for din dins tonight.
<Homer mode> mmmm bacon and tomato
that's so funny.... enjoy them Homer
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