Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ah-med
Ah-med who?
Ahmed a huge mistake going into the House.
...I'll get me coat
Who's there?
Ah-med
Ah-med who?
Ahmed a huge mistake going into the House.
...I'll get me coat
Big Brother Jokes
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Originally Posted by unclebob:
“haha! i actually did laugh out loud!
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“haha! i actually did laugh out loud!
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Hey, your jokes are just as chronic!
Originally Posted by swingaleg:
“Knockers! Knockers!
Who's there?
Shell & Vanessa, obviously.”
“Knockers! Knockers!
Who's there?
Shell & Vanessa, obviously.”
Haha! very good Swing!
Visualise this one...
Kate: Let's do the idiot's Knock Knock joke.
Jade: How do we do that.
Kate: Well you have to start it.
Jade: Ok then, Knock, Knock
Kate: Who's there?
Jade: I don't know...
Kate: Let's do the idiot's Knock Knock joke.
Jade: How do we do that.
Kate: Well you have to start it.
Jade: Ok then, Knock, Knock
Kate: Who's there?
Jade: I don't know...
Lee is having a drink in the pub when he spots Adele. He has a chat about old times in BB, and how they fancied each other at one point, and it ends up with them going back to hers and having wild passionate sex.
At which point Lee realises what he's done. "What am I going to tell Sophie?" he asks. Then he has an idea. "Adele, do you have a stick of chalk?" Adele replies: "Yes, but why?". Lee said "I need it. See you!".
As he leaves her flat, he rubs chalk dust behind his left ear then sticks the chalk on his right ear. When he gets home, Sohpie is waiting up.
"Where do you think you've been, mate?" (OK there was no need for the "mate") she demanded.
Lee replied: "Well I was round the pub, and... well do you remember Adele from Big Brother? She was there, we got talking and went back to hers and ended up having wild passionate sex".
Sophie burst out laughing. "Don't give me that! I can see the chalk behind your ears. You've been playing darts again, haven't you?"
At which point Lee realises what he's done. "What am I going to tell Sophie?" he asks. Then he has an idea. "Adele, do you have a stick of chalk?" Adele replies: "Yes, but why?". Lee said "I need it. See you!".
As he leaves her flat, he rubs chalk dust behind his left ear then sticks the chalk on his right ear. When he gets home, Sohpie is waiting up.
"Where do you think you've been, mate?" (OK there was no need for the "mate") she demanded.
Lee replied: "Well I was round the pub, and... well do you remember Adele from Big Brother? She was there, we got talking and went back to hers and ended up having wild passionate sex".
Sophie burst out laughing. "Don't give me that! I can see the chalk behind your ears. You've been playing darts again, haven't you?"
Mystery Caller: Knock knock.
Brigitte: Ya, who is it?
Mystery Caller: Yeah, it's Jacqui. I read people's backsides.
John: How DARE you!
Brigitte: Ya, who is it?
Mystery Caller: Yeah, it's Jacqui. I read people's backsides.
John: How DARE you!
Originally Posted by Irvine welsh:
“big brother IS a joke”
“big brother IS a joke”
& you would be on a Big Brother forum because.................
Originally Posted by Irvine welsh:
“big brother IS a joke”
“big brother IS a joke”
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“& you would be on a Big Brother forum because.................”
“& you would be on a Big Brother forum because.................
”
Perhaps poor Irvine had just got back from an unsuccessful morning of trainspotting and had nothing better to do?
BOOM! BOOM!
Originally Posted by Aquila:
“Perhaps poor Irvine had just got back from an unsuccessful morning of trainspotting and had nothing better to do?
”
“Perhaps poor Irvine had just got back from an unsuccessful morning of trainspotting and had nothing better to do?
BOOM! BOOM!
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Or from an unsuccessful morning of Big Brother 6 auditioning and likewise had nothing better to do? Not quite what they're looking for, Irv?
Originally Posted by unclebob:
“Or from an unsuccessful morning of Big Brother 6 auditioning and likewise had nothing better to do? Not quite what they're looking for, Irv?
”
“Or from an unsuccessful morning of Big Brother 6 auditioning and likewise had nothing better to do? Not quite what they're looking for, Irv?
”
Well with comments like that, I wouldn't be surprised
There was a joke at the start of BB4...can't remember the joke just the punch line.
"Because all it needs is to be Fed and Tickled"
Can't remember it
"Knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Becki Seddiki"
"Becki Seddicki who?"
"That's showbusiness!"
"Because all it needs is to be Fed and Tickled"
Can't remember it
"Knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Becki Seddiki"
"Becki Seddicki who?"
"That's showbusiness!"
Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman in the Big Brother House.
The Englishman hatches a plan to win the series. He's obnoxious, dull and silly and he's evicted by the voting public.
The Irishman also hatches a plan to win the series. He's obnoxious, dull and silly and he's evicted by the voting public.
And the Scotsman also hatches a plan to win the series. He's just plain dull and easily excitable and he wins. Obviously.
Cameron, a right fish in a kettle of his own. With the mains switched on.
The Englishman hatches a plan to win the series. He's obnoxious, dull and silly and he's evicted by the voting public.
The Irishman also hatches a plan to win the series. He's obnoxious, dull and silly and he's evicted by the voting public.
And the Scotsman also hatches a plan to win the series. He's just plain dull and easily excitable and he wins. Obviously.
Cameron, a right fish in a kettle of his own. With the mains switched on.
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