Can someone explain the magazines continued, if not obsessional interest in Jade Goody! Why Jade is on the cover i.e. "Jade's new fella". Who cares!! Who is interested! I just dont get it!

Jade is quoted as saying that her new footballer bf is thick!!

Nobody is really interested. But the pages have to be filled with some things.

A Jordan, a chav here and there, a BB HouseReject, something. Real and manufactured news. A Nadia will do.

Speculations. Suppositions. Assupmtions. Maybes.

Somethings.

And I believe the Pope's a Catholic.