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Best Soap quotes / one-liners....
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sally_bowles
15-02-2014
Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“So agree about The Dark One.

His fantastic one liners are almost too numerous to count.

I just wish he was in the show now. ”


so do i. i miss his smile.
GracieL
15-02-2014
Natasha off Corrie when she told Doctor Carter about Gail looking at her medial records "Back of the net" as she walked out of the medial centre

Gail and Eileen's cat fight, Eileen "your daughter has been popping out grandkids since she was 13"

Leanne finds out on Carla and Frank's engagement 'I was going to buy you a spade as wedding present, going on past form you'll be burying him within in a year"
Kyle123
16-02-2014
Ben: "You need slapping daaahn!"
Red Lips
16-02-2014
Zainab talking about Syed playing with a calculator when he was little : " he used to write boob... quite ironic as it was Syed"
RingoJ739K
16-02-2014
Originally Posted by Red Lips:
“Zainab talking about Syed playing with a calculator when he was little : " he used to write boob... quite ironic as it was Syed"”

Haha!

I remember that!
Red Lips
16-02-2014
"It's a fine line between Jackie Onassis and Roy Orbison." - Blanche talking about the merits of wearing sunglasses
intoxication
16-02-2014
I don't think anybody else found this funny or even remembers it but in Hollyoaks when Jacqui's boss (the blonde one who got arrested - played by Daniella Westbrook) was bragging to Jacqui about the luxurious lifestyle she had since leaving prison. "I buy myself a flash car every year, got a nice house by the river... and I can afford to eat Nando's every day of the week".
gboy
16-02-2014
Recently in Corrie, when Nick was complaining to David and Kylie about behaving like children:

Nick - "You live together, you work together - you're going to turn into one of those couples that end up looking like each other."

Kylie - "Kill me now."
Lateboomer
16-02-2014
When Stella in Corrie smacked Sunita and called her a 'giddy bitch'. That whole scene when she frogmarched her down the street in front of the neighbours to tell Dev was great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9VFMfzlhXg
dazza89
16-02-2014
Originally Posted by Lateboomer:
“When Stella in Corrie smacked Sunita and called her a 'giddy bitch'. That whole scene when she frogmarched her down the street in front of the neighbours to tell Dev was great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9VFMfzlhXg”

That scene is hilarious!
Tracey and Beth eating chips, Norris filling them in on what they missed and Beth shouting 'I'll have him if he's going''
RingoJ739K
16-02-2014
Originally Posted by Kyle123:
“Ben: "You need slapping daaahn!"”

sorcha_healy27
16-02-2014
Shirley calling sharon menopausal barbie was brilliant
Lateboomer
16-02-2014
Originally Posted by dazza89:
“ That scene is hilarious!
Tracey and Beth eating chips, Norris filling them in on what they missed and Beth shouting 'I'll have him if he's going'' ”

I KNOW!! Beth, to Tracy, : "Chip?"
Belpry_1
16-02-2014
Dexter: ''Can you give me a minute to put the crown jewels back in the safe''
Fudd
16-02-2014
Originally Posted by dazza89:
“ That scene is hilarious!
Tracey and Beth eating chips, Norris filling them in on what they missed and Beth shouting 'I'll have him if he's going'' ”

"They're being very coy with the statistics!"
Red Lips
16-02-2014
I remember Liz MacDonald asking : "Do I dress too tarty?"
Bet : "Give over, some days we hardly see your knickers at all!"
Pot-kettle!
RingoJ739K
16-02-2014
"If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hats off!" *BOOM!* *House explodes!*
michael05031986
17-02-2014
Claudia on Marc/Marcia to Audrey in Corrie "take a tip from me love if you want the earth to move I would hire a JCB"
RingoJ739K
18-02-2014
Roxy: Which one do you reckon is the bride?
Ronnie: You don't think this is her, do you?
Roxy: She can't be, she looks like some tranny!
Ronnie: What ever tickles Phil fancies I guess!
davelovesleeds
19-02-2014
For me it will always be

Stan Ogden 'What's that lipstick taste of'

Hilda Ogden 'Woman Stanley, Woman'
bass55
19-02-2014
Shirley: This place is dead. I've seen more action in a graveyard.
Roxy: Is there anywhere you haven't seen action?


Heather: I don't trust things that vibrate
Shirley: With your looks that's a major disadvantage.


Sonia (to Pauline): you want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up PHLEGM


Peggy: Get out ya cheap peroxide old bat!
Pauline: And what's this, strawberry blonde at 70? That's real is it?
Peggy: Shut up, I'm not 70!
Pauline: No but you look it.
TorchwoodBoy
19-02-2014
EE:

(Ronnie and Roxy fighting outside the massage parlour in Walford.)

Police Officer: I am arresting you on suspicion of prostitution!!!

Roxy: WHAT?!

Ronnie: I am not a prostitute!!! I can't say the same about her!

(Archie and Peggy arrive to watch them being taken away.)

Archie: Give me strength...
Matthew_Howarth
03-04-2014
Originally Posted by lewiep93:
“"Skirt no bigger than her belt, too much eyeliner and roots as dark as her soul" - Blanche Hunt on Liz McDonald.

I miss Blanche so much!”

Blanche was a legend - there were just so many of these types of lines from her.

Blanche on Roy and Hayley:

"He's a loony and she's a man". Classic.

Also at the AA meeting in Corrie.
Kim_x
03-04-2014
CS:

Audrey: (To Todd about him being caught with Marcus) Are you working your way through the whole medical profession?!

Blanche's rant in front of Simon's maternal grandfather

Peter after Blanche's episode at the AA meeting: Is it any wonder why I drink?

(After Sunita's death)

Gloria: .... Asda and Aldi
Karl: Asha and Aadi
Gloria: I thought it was a bit odd, them having the corner shop and naming the kids after the competition.

EE:

Kat: (about Alfie's chances of winning the poker game) I've got more chance of giving birth to Prince George's future wife than him winning enough money for a ticket to Australia.

(After Ronnie and Roxy broke into Ian's to steal the Queen Vic bust back, but saw more than they bargained for.)

Ian: Something was stolen from my house last night.
Ronnie: What was that then Ian, your virginity?
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