so do i. i miss his smile.

Natasha off Corrie when she told Doctor Carter about Gail looking at her medial records "Back of the net" as she walked out of the medial centre

Gail and Eileen's cat fight, Eileen "your daughter has been popping out grandkids since she was 13"

Leanne finds out on Carla and Frank's engagement 'I was going to buy you a spade as wedding present, going on past form you'll be burying him within in a year"

Ben: "You need slapping daaahn!"

Zainab talking about Syed playing with a calculator when he was little : " he used to write boob... quite ironic as it was Syed"

Haha!

I remember that!

"It's a fine line between Jackie Onassis and Roy Orbison." - Blanche talking about the merits of wearing sunglasses

I don't think anybody else found this funny or even remembers it but in Hollyoaks when Jacqui's boss (the blonde one who got arrested - played by Daniella Westbrook) was bragging to Jacqui about the luxurious lifestyle she had since leaving prison. "I buy myself a flash car every year, got a nice house by the river... and I can afford to eat Nando's every day of the week".

Recently in Corrie, when Nick was complaining to David and Kylie about behaving like children:

Nick - "You live together, you work together - you're going to turn into one of those couples that end up looking like each other."

Kylie - "Kill me now."

When Stella in Corrie smacked Sunita and called her a 'giddy bitch'. That whole scene when she frogmarched her down the street in front of the neighbours to tell Dev was great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9VFMfzlhXg

That scene is hilarious!
Tracey and Beth eating chips, Norris filling them in on what they missed and Beth shouting 'I'll have him if he's going''

Shirley calling sharon menopausal barbie was brilliant

I KNOW!! Beth, to Tracy, : "Chip?"

Dexter: ''Can you give me a minute to put the crown jewels back in the safe''

"They're being very coy with the statistics!"

I remember Liz MacDonald asking : "Do I dress too tarty?"
Bet : "Give over, some days we hardly see your knickers at all!"
Pot-kettle!

"If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hats off!" *BOOM!* *House explodes!*

Claudia on Marc/Marcia to Audrey in Corrie "take a tip from me love if you want the earth to move I would hire a JCB"

Roxy: Which one do you reckon is the bride?
Ronnie: You don't think this is her, do you?
Roxy: She can't be, she looks like some tranny!
Ronnie: What ever tickles Phil fancies I guess!

For me it will always be

Stan Ogden 'What's that lipstick taste of'

Hilda Ogden 'Woman Stanley, Woman'

Shirley: This place is dead. I've seen more action in a graveyard.
Roxy: Is there anywhere you haven't seen action?


Heather: I don't trust things that vibrate
Shirley: With your looks that's a major disadvantage.


Sonia (to Pauline): you want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up PHLEGM


Peggy: Get out ya cheap peroxide old bat!
Pauline: And what's this, strawberry blonde at 70? That's real is it?
Peggy: Shut up, I'm not 70!
Pauline: No but you look it.

EE:

(Ronnie and Roxy fighting outside the massage parlour in Walford.)

Police Officer: I am arresting you on suspicion of prostitution!!!

Roxy: WHAT?!

Ronnie: I am not a prostitute!!! I can't say the same about her!

(Archie and Peggy arrive to watch them being taken away.)

Archie: Give me strength...

Blanche was a legend - there were just so many of these types of lines from her.

Blanche on Roy and Hayley:

"He's a loony and she's a man". Classic.

Also at the AA meeting in Corrie.

CS:

Audrey: (To Todd about him being caught with Marcus) Are you working your way through the whole medical profession?!

Blanche's rant in front of Simon's maternal grandfather

Peter after Blanche's episode at the AA meeting: Is it any wonder why I drink?

(After Sunita's death)

Gloria: .... Asda and Aldi
Karl: Asha and Aadi
Gloria: I thought it was a bit odd, them having the corner shop and naming the kids after the competition.

EE:

Kat: (about Alfie's chances of winning the poker game) I've got more chance of giving birth to Prince George's future wife than him winning enough money for a ticket to Australia.

(After Ronnie and Roxy broke into Ian's to steal the Queen Vic bust back, but saw more than they bargained for.)

Ian: Something was stolen from my house last night.
Ronnie: What was that then Ian, your virginity?