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Old 22-04-2014, 12:07
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Cigs are always 'cheeky' with that dratted rag of a rag.

"cheeky cigarettes in LA on Friday"

Get stuffed, DM. I'm sure some east end wideboy writes all this plonk. Actually it's probably some Oxbridge-educated type smirking as s/he pens yet another batch of poop for the British public to 'digest'.:P

PS: Given the DM's love of health matters, it's (un)surprising they've not written the following article:

"Simon and Lauren blow 89 carcinogens at their baby son in a closed room filled with smokers'.

It'll never happen will it. Too much at stake.
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Old 22-04-2014, 12:55
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Cigs are always 'cheeky' with that dratted rag of a rag.

"cheeky cigarettes in LA on Friday"

Get stuffed, DM. I'm sure some east end wideboy writes all this plonk. Actually it's probably some Oxbridge-educated type smirking as s/he pens yet another batch of poop for the British public to 'digest'.:P

PS: Given the DM's love of health matters, it's (un)surprising they've not written the following article:

"Simon and Lauren blow 89 carcinogens at their baby son in a closed room filled with smokers'.

It'll never happen will it. Too much at stake.
The Sun often uses the same phrase, are smokers a high proportion of tabloid readers?
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Old 22-04-2014, 13:17
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^ Lol, I think it's just the spiel they use. Like 'loved-up', 'cosy', 'smitten' and all these other twee terms. It might be a point of style they stick to when writing.

To be fair, I was just having a strop because I haven't seen any pics of Lauren and Simon smoking in a room where the baby is, but they smoke outside and seem to smoke plenty in general. They probably do smoke away from him indoors. It's just 'curious' how the DM sort of glorify smoking when it's Simon doing it (much like, oh, cheating and homewrecking...) when anyone else would be pulled backwards through the hedgerow for it!

PS: has he had pec implants?
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Old 22-04-2014, 17:42
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Oh dear. A lot of the DM comments yesterday seemed to focus more on how uncomfortable both parents look holding their own baby ...

... and more PDA for the paps... yuck

Terri looks lovely though
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Old 22-04-2014, 20:33
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[quote=wilehelmas;72324324} It's just 'curious' how the DM sort of glorify smoking when it's Simon doing it (much like, oh, cheating and homewrecking...) when anyone else would be pulled backwards through the hedgerow for it!
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If its anyone 'on benefits' the DM is quick to put the boot in but if millionaire Cowell does it that's OK! Double standards or what
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Old 23-04-2014, 09:10
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Hold the front page, Simon is holding his baby sons bottle...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...Silverman.html

He's just doing what any other parent of a baby would do, and yet apparently that means he's "relishing fatherhood". Stop gushing over him please!!!!
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Old 23-04-2014, 10:52
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It's just one big photo op that baby, isn't it.
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Old 23-04-2014, 17:11
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It's just one big photo op that baby, isn't it.
Yeah, it looks like it.

Wow... Simon's holding a bottle. That's... news?

They look a bit miserable today, don't they?
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Old 28-04-2014, 14:39
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Oh dear. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...t-assault.html
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Old 28-04-2014, 14:47
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Oh dear indeed....
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Old 28-04-2014, 15:10
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It's all gong to come out now isn't it?
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Old 28-04-2014, 15:37
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Wooo...can't wait for all the dirt to be dished upon Mr Cowell by Max Clifford any time soon!
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Old 28-04-2014, 16:59
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Oh....
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Old 28-04-2014, 17:02
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Also... erm... the majority of the comments on the DM today seem to commenting that the baby looks the spitting image of Andrew Silverman.

One or two comments I would have thought nothing of - but wow... the majority of them?!!

Erm...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-time-son.html
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Old 28-04-2014, 17:09
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Wooo...can't wait for all the dirt to be dished upon Mr Cowell by Max Clifford any time soon!
Would he dish any dirt though?
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Old 28-04-2014, 17:16
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Wonder if we'll get any photos of daddy & child paying a visit to an old chum in prison.

I can see the headline 'SIMON MY JAILHOUSE ROCK'
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Old 28-04-2014, 18:03
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Also... erm... the majority of the comments on the DM today seem to commenting that the baby looks the spitting image of Andrew Silverman.

One or two comments I would have thought nothing of - but wow... the majority of them?!!

Erm...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-time-son.html
And after googling her ex I can see what they're saying! But then Simon must have had a DNA test done, he's not exactly the type to give away money willingly.
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Old 28-04-2014, 19:19
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Just seen on Twitter that Simon needs a new publicist after dropping Clifford.

Any offers??
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Old 28-04-2014, 19:34
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Just seen on Twitter that Simon needs a new publicist after dropping Clifford.

Any offers??
Wait, wasn't all 7 offences with Sinitta (14)? But yes, Cowell needs a new expert on all things heterosexualist pronto.
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Old 28-04-2014, 19:51
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Also... erm... the majority of the comments on the DM today seem to commenting that the baby looks the spitting image of Andrew Silverman.

One or two comments I would have thought nothing of - but wow... the majority of them?!!

Erm...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-time-son.html
Tbh I can see why! He really does IMO
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Old 28-04-2014, 19:51
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...so... in that article above where the DM readers were having a field day in the comments section... the DM have now decided to blur out the baby's face....

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Old 28-04-2014, 19:59
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...so... in that article above where the DM readers were having a field day in the comments section... the DM have now decided to blur out the baby's face....



How odd.
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Old 28-04-2014, 20:05
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...so... in that article above where the DM readers were having a field day in the comments section... the DM have now decided to blur out the baby's face....

Now that is curious, very intriguing.
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Old 28-04-2014, 20:06
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I was quite surprised a lot of the comments on that article even made it through...
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Old 28-04-2014, 21:33
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Hold on what..this kid looks like Andrew Silverman? But how can this be?! I feel like I'm watching a cartoon when it comes to Cowell...just what is going on?
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