Snare, rich footballer, Kate. I rest my case your Honour!

May I ask the conviction for affray and falling out of the ugly tree should not be taken into account? Thank you, m'lud. Er..am I am talking about Woodgate, not Lawler, sir.
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Certainly higher up the evolutionary scale.

**sound of Darwin turning**

So you think Alex is attractive enough even to turn Darwin?

in his grave maybe

Any news of Alex Sibley and that rumour of a driving accident?

They showed Stu on his own in between shots of Jade and Jordan. Stuart has now become a chav!

Er ... OTF already did that joke.

I never said I was a comedian or original

M'lud, I'd like to introduce a second charge in this case, outdated ex-music paper journalist trying to get back on TV by way of aligning themselves with Big Brother contestant and dodgy singer Michelle Bass by attempting to be a real chav when the woman in question (Julie, M'lud) once made money from being a musical elitiest.

The Corporation Of Chavinity have just lodged a complaint, insisting the "Me Julie" Burchill is nothin to do with their organisation. "Yer can't avvit bof ways" said spokeswoman Kiesha Anne-Marie Bobbins.

She is now a columist for the times, I think she left her elitist musical persona a while ago

Julie says she's a chav, though she isn't.

Oh yes she is.

I was correct them.

That's because her definition of a chav is anyone from the working class, which she says she is..... I read that she thinks the word chav has become a way of ridiculing the working classes.

That seems to be the way the word is used on this forum. Now that it's illegal to use derogatory terms relating to people's race or religion class warfare/snobbery is the only thing left to those with a craving to insult others.

I believe I am the only one that uses chav-class in my posts to mean precisely that, as in Michelle is a chav-class slapper. (Bit of an oxymoron there, I am afraid.)