Oh yes - I can just picture the US Version of DW!

The Doctor...........JUSTIN HARTLEY
The assistants.....SARAH MICHELLE-GELLER
ROBERT PATTINSON

The Master...........JONATHAN RHYS-MEYERS
The Rani................LINDA GRAY
Time Lords...........TIMOTHY DALTON
RYAN REYNOLDS
BEN BROWDER
JOSH HENDERSON

The handsome Doctor would have a TARDIS with a 'Cloaking Device' - so it can blend into its surroundings (in other words - CGI!). He would battle against lots of aliens and threats against the universe, and have a complicated love-life between his companions!

Thankfully - this will NEVER happen! ()

Justin Hartley and Robert Pattinson you say? . . .