http://newsthump.com/2013/08/05/new-...6ac8-392720529

You might find this a bit of a laugh. Haven't copied out the story in full due to swearing.

Oh, just brilliant! I wish it had been the 12th Doctor's first word!

Um...? This is a joke, right?

I love Newsthump

Ummm... It says 'UK Spoof News and Satire' right there, on the page, just above the title of the website.

So... yes. I think we can safely assume it is indeed a joke...