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The Derek Branning in every bloody SL thread......
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MutantX
05-03-2014
Just saw a discussion in the EastEnders episode spoiler thread.....

Begin....
Joe_Zel
05-03-2014
Uh.... what?
maurice45
05-03-2014
Derek was having an affair with Pat while she was having her affair with Frank. Roy saw the incense she bought for him and chucked her out
Cuddly_Cat
05-03-2014
Originally Posted by MutantX:
“Just saw a discussion in the EastEnders episode spoiler thread.....

Begin....”

I don't understand this thread.
Scrabbler
05-03-2014
Originally Posted by maurice45:
“Derek was having an affair with Pat while she was having her affair with Frank. Roy saw the incense she bought for him and chucked her out ”

Derek Branning crashed into Kathys car in South Africa, so she would die and so he could engineer Ben turning up in Walford and becoming a psychopath.
Scrabbler
05-03-2014
Originally Posted by Cuddly_Cat:
“I don't understand this thread. ”

Maurice and I were joking in another thread how Derek was shoe horned in every story, we were coming up with theories about other antics involving Derek. I guess the OP thought it deserved a thread of its own.
sorcha_healy27
05-03-2014
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“Derek Branning crashed into Kathys car in South Africa, so she would die and so he could engineer Ben turning up in Walford and becoming a psychopath.”

Derek Branning fathered both Joey and Alice by raping their mother twice
maurice45
05-03-2014
Derek ran Max over. He also pushed Bradley off the roof of the Vic.
J-B
05-03-2014
Derek raped the Queen Vic bust and it fell on Archie's head.
Scrabbler
05-03-2014
Derek was the sixth member of Take That, but he left because he didn't want the others to get so self conscious of their looks with him around.
Joe_Zel
05-03-2014
Derek was hiding in the Vic and murdered Archie. He was the one that raped Stacey and then forced her to confess to Max that she was the killer or he'd rape Kat.

Bit extreme.
sorcha_healy27
05-03-2014
Derek Branning was responsible for the crisis in the Ukraine
MutantX
05-03-2014
Derek was really responsible for the Queen Vic fire after he wore makeup to disguise himself as phil
MutantX
05-03-2014
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Derek Branning was responsible for the crisis in the Ukraine”

Lmao!!!

Derek Branning was actually the one who encouraged Saddam Hussein into get WMD
maurice45
05-03-2014
Derek left the note saying that the bubbly was in the fridge. He kick-started that meme.
MutantX
05-03-2014
Derek is the real father of baby George
Also it was he who shot Den Watts through the daffodils
maurice45
05-03-2014
Derek burned down the Dagmar
CUP OF TEAAA!
05-03-2014
Derek Branning stole the post.
Derek Branning is Sharon and Lola's mum.
Derek Branning raped Jay.
Derek Branning was behind the fairground "disaster"
Derek Branning was Ronnie's long lost daughter.
dazza89
05-03-2014
Derek killed Diana, and I ain't talking about the Carters pooch.
T.K. Mazin
05-03-2014
Derek sunk the Titanic and blamed it on Ben Mitchell.
maurice45
05-03-2014
Derek Branning killed Paul Trueman
Derek Branning ran over Max
Derek Branning torched the car lot
Derek told the world 'bout Stax

We could write a song
sorcha_healy27
05-03-2014
Derek Branning was Sharon's real mum
maurice45
05-03-2014
Derek is Lola's real father. That means...Derek is Billy's son
T.K. Mazin
05-03-2014
Does anyone remember this hilarious about Ben Mitchell?
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showt...php?p=57119559

"It was Ben... it was always Ben." .
Ben basically got blamed for every murder and disaster in human history .
Me and Maurice were on top form on this thread .
J-B
05-03-2014
Derek bullied the Costa Concordia onto that reef.
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