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Old 05-03-2014, 18:50
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Just saw a discussion in the EastEnders episode spoiler thread.....

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Old 05-03-2014, 18:51
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Uh.... what?
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Old 05-03-2014, 18:52
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Derek was having an affair with Pat while she was having her affair with Frank. Roy saw the incense she bought for him and chucked her out
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Old 05-03-2014, 18:54
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Just saw a discussion in the EastEnders episode spoiler thread.....

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I don't understand this thread.
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Old 05-03-2014, 18:55
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Derek was having an affair with Pat while she was having her affair with Frank. Roy saw the incense she bought for him and chucked her out
Derek Branning crashed into Kathys car in South Africa, so she would die and so he could engineer Ben turning up in Walford and becoming a psychopath.
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Old 05-03-2014, 18:56
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I don't understand this thread.
Maurice and I were joking in another thread how Derek was shoe horned in every story, we were coming up with theories about other antics involving Derek. I guess the OP thought it deserved a thread of its own.
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Old 05-03-2014, 18:58
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Derek Branning crashed into Kathys car in South Africa, so she would die and so he could engineer Ben turning up in Walford and becoming a psychopath.
Derek Branning fathered both Joey and Alice by raping their mother twice
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Old 05-03-2014, 18:58
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Derek ran Max over. He also pushed Bradley off the roof of the Vic.
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Old 05-03-2014, 18:59
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Derek raped the Queen Vic bust and it fell on Archie's head.
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:00
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Derek was the sixth member of Take That, but he left because he didn't want the others to get so self conscious of their looks with him around.
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:01
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Derek was hiding in the Vic and murdered Archie. He was the one that raped Stacey and then forced her to confess to Max that she was the killer or he'd rape Kat.

Bit extreme.
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:01
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Derek Branning was responsible for the crisis in the Ukraine
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:04
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Derek was really responsible for the Queen Vic fire after he wore makeup to disguise himself as phil
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:05
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Derek Branning was responsible for the crisis in the Ukraine
Lmao!!!

Derek Branning was actually the one who encouraged Saddam Hussein into get WMD
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:06
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Derek left the note saying that the bubbly was in the fridge. He kick-started that meme.
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:08
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Derek is the real father of baby George
Also it was he who shot Den Watts through the daffodils
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:09
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Derek burned down the Dagmar
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:12
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Derek Branning stole the post.
Derek Branning is Sharon and Lola's mum.
Derek Branning raped Jay.
Derek Branning was behind the fairground "disaster"
Derek Branning was Ronnie's long lost daughter.
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:16
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Derek killed Diana, and I ain't talking about the Carters pooch.
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:18
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Derek sunk the Titanic and blamed it on Ben Mitchell.
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:19
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Derek Branning killed Paul Trueman
Derek Branning ran over Max
Derek Branning torched the car lot
Derek told the world 'bout Stax

We could write a song
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:22
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Derek Branning was Sharon's real mum
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:23
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Derek is Lola's real father. That means...Derek is Billy's son
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:24
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Does anyone remember this hilarious about Ben Mitchell?
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showt...php?p=57119559

"It was Ben... it was always Ben." .
Ben basically got blamed for every murder and disaster in human history .
Me and Maurice were on top form on this thread .
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Old 05-03-2014, 19:24
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Derek bullied the Costa Concordia onto that reef.
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