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Scrabslav ![]() Derek started the rumour that Phil and Shirley were in love as a way of winding up the whole of DS! .Haha . Could Derek be Monalisa? ![]() ![]() Could explain a lot . Derek caused the Clone Wars in Star Wars by getting his brother Jack to impregnate every blonde woman in the Galaxy and spawning an army from his children .
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![]() Derek created American Football in order to brainwash Americans into hating 'soccer'. |
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Scrablav will be the greatest love story since Shannis
.Haha . Could Derek be Monalisa? ![]() ![]() Could explain a lot . Derek caused the Clone Wars in Star Wars by getting his brother Jack to impregnate every blonde woman in the Galaxy and spawning an army from his children .![]() Derek re-designed the forum and was responsible for bringing us those awful jammie dodger smileys |
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#354 |
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Derek called American Football "football" because he was too drunk to know the difference between a hand and a foot.
![]() ! Derek is also responsible for the Foot & Mouth disease . Derek sold cocaine to Maradona, which led to him being banned from the 1994 World Cup. What a dick .
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![]() !Derek sold cocaine to Maradona, which led to him being banned from the 1994 World Cup. What a dick .![]() Derek's also responsible for Maradona's infamous Hand Of God |
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Lol, let's hope Vaslav doesn't leave him for Tommy Steele
![]() Derek re-designed the forum and was responsible for bringing us those awful jammie dodger smileys . ![]() Derek deserves to get the electric chair for bringing us those hideous smilies .When Derek landed on the moon as part of NASA's latest space mission, his mother explained with emotional tears how proud she was to be finally rid of him. |
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Oh, I think it's only a matter of time before vaslav leaves him for either Tommy Steele or Jamie Lomas
. ![]() Derek deserves to get the electric chair for bringing us those hideous smilies .When Derek landed on the moon as part of NASA's latest space mission, his mother explained how proud she was to be rid of him ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Derek tried injecting himself with Bruce Banner's DNA. He didn't turn into a huge raging monster, but instead became an unbearable racist monster with a chip fat addiction. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Derek tried injecting himself with Bruce Banner's DNA. He didn't turn into a huge raging monster, but instead became an unbearable racist monster with a chip fat addiction. . The Incredible Racist . Derek created the Mayan calendar as a April's Fool joke in order to scare the Mayans into thinking the world was going to end in 2012 .
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Derek caused Climate Change by unleashing his sweaty armpits on the world.
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Ah.
Well, good to have you back . Nobody can break up the M-Team = Maurce & MazinDerek farted and made the sun go supernova . I think I said this one already lol.Quote:
Lol good one
M-Team is more awesome than both the A-Team and the Power Rangers! But we probably shouldn't point that to Scrabbler...(I bet he's round Vaslav's for a late Sunday Lunch Derek killed Trina and Owen and framed Lucas Quote:
Haha
. We need our own theme tune like the A-Team Scrabbler and Vaslav are like Max and Tanya, always falling out and making up after a few days. Which brings me to the next one... Derek and Scrabbler had a hot, steamy affair .![]() Quote:
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Scrabslav ![]() Derek started the rumour that Phil and Shirley were in love as a way of winding up the whole of DS! |
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Derek decided to put Jake and Max together.
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Derek Branning is the father of one of Kat's twins
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Derek doesn't believe in the concept of "abroad"
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To atone for past sins, Derek has been reincarnated as Mick Carter's dog Lady Di.
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To atone for past sins, Derek has been reincarnated as Mick Carter's dog Lady Di.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Derek once tried running for the post of MP of Walford. He got no votes and was beated by the old Amy Mitchell, Den Watt's gravestone and Wellard. |
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To atone for past sins, Derek has been reincarnated as Mick Carter's dog Lady Di.
.Derek caused tensions between Ukraine and Russia by sleeping with Putin's wife and blaming it on the Ukrainian Prime Minister .
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.Derek caused tensions between Ukraine and Russia by sleeping with Putin's wife and blaming it on the Ukrainian Prime Minister .![]() ![]() There was inCRIMEANating evidence Quote:
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Derek once tried running for the post of MP of Walford. He got no votes and was beated by the old Amy Mitchell, Den Watt's gravestone and Wellard. ![]() ![]() The UKIP declined his membership application too |
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Derek Branning Killed Lucy Beale
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Derek Branning is the new manager of Man United.
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Derek Branning is the new manager of Man United.
![]() Derek got David Moyes sacked .
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Nooooo!
![]() Derek got David Moyes sacked . |
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Derek caused the X-Men to travel back in time via an almighty fart
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Derek has a dark secret... he colours his hair with shoe polish.
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Remember that time we all thought he was a serial rapist.
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Derek is Mick Carters father.
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. Nobody can break up the M-Team = Maurce & Mazin