Derek made Gollum from Lord of the Rings beg for mercy before biting off all his fingers 
. And yes, Derek created the Ring. 
. And yes, Derek created the Ring.
The Derek Branning in every bloody SL thread......
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Originally Posted by T.K. Mazin:
“Derek made Gollum from Lord of the Rings beg for mercy before biting off all his fingers. And yes, Derek created the Ring. ”
“Derek made Gollum from Lord of the Rings beg for mercy before biting off all his fingers
. And yes, Derek created the Ring. ”
One ring to bully them all, one ring to find them, and in the Arches rape them
Originally Posted by T.K. Mazin:
“Derek made Gollum from Lord of the Rings beg for mercy before biting off all his fingers. And yes, Derek created the Ring. ”
“Derek made Gollum from Lord of the Rings beg for mercy before biting off all his fingers
. And yes, Derek created the Ring. ”
Derek was the reason Saruman turned evil
Originally Posted by maurice45:
“Derek was the reason Saruman turned evil”
“Derek was the reason Saruman turned evil
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Originally Posted by J-B:
“One ring to bully them all, one ring to find them, and in the Arches rape them”
“One ring to bully them all, one ring to find them, and in the Arches rape them
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Haha
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In a shocking twist in How I Met Your Mother, viewers are surprised to find that Derek Branning is actually the mother! :O
Derek was the one who told Voldermort about the Hocruxes....
Also Derek shot the ArchDuke Franz Ferdinand.....
Also Derek shot the ArchDuke Franz Ferdinand.....
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Derek is the person Alfie shagged in Australia”
“Derek is the person Alfie shagged in Australia”
Derek is David's real father
Originally Posted by MutantX:
“Derek was the one who told Voldermort about the Hocruxes....
Also Derek shot the ArchDuke Franz Ferdinand.....”
“Derek was the one who told Voldermort about the Hocruxes....
Also Derek shot the ArchDuke Franz Ferdinand.....”
Derek killed Dumbledore! *Spoiler*
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“In a shocking twist in How I Met Your Mother, viewers are surprised to find that Derek Branning is actually the mother! :O”
“In a shocking twist in How I Met Your Mother, viewers are surprised to find that Derek Branning is actually the mother! :O”
Derek created The Matrix and is Agent Smith in disguise. He's most proud creation within the Matrix is Walford . Derek created it as a form of purgatory to punish sinners with a lifetime of unhappiness and misery . 
. Derek created it as a form of purgatory to punish sinners with a lifetime of unhappiness and misery .
Derek is the reason Al Capone got done for tax evasion. He opened a Swiss bank account in Capone's name without telling him. "Should've just used Natwest..." Derek said upon the notorious crime lord's arrest. .
Every time a Branning baby is born, Derek rubs his hands together and says, "Welcome to the faaaamily!!! Prepare to be tormented for the rest of your life!!!"
Derek slapped Voldemort and made his nose disappear. Now that's what you call magic! Harry Potter, eat your heart out!
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“In a shocking twist in How I Met Your Mother, viewers are surprised to find that Derek Branning is actually the mother! :O”
“In a shocking twist in How I Met Your Mother, viewers are surprised to find that Derek Branning is actually the mother! :O”
Derek is the reason Barney suits up.
At a Michael Jackson concert, a 9 year-old Derek did the moonwalk beside him on stage and headbutted Michael's nose off accidentally. As punishment, Michael took Derek to his Neverland Ranch...
Originally Posted by T.K. Mazin:
“Derek, Max and Jack are the reason why China have a population of 1 billion.”
“Derek, Max and Jack are the reason why China have a population of 1 billion.
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Derek, Max and Jack take turns being Odin All-father in Thor
Originally Posted by maurice45:
“Derek, Max and Jack take turns being Odin All-father in Thor”
“Derek, Max and Jack take turns being Odin All-father in Thor
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LOL nice one
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