Derek killed Heather by deflating her with a needle and then blamed it on spontaneous combustion.
The Derek Branning in every bloody SL thread......
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Ryan Giggs took out an injunction on Derek regarding their secret affair. Which then led to Derek taking out a super-injunction on the world. 
Originally Posted by T.K. Mazin:
“Ryan Giggs took out an injunction on Derek regarding their secret affair. Which then led to Derek taking out a super-injunction on the world.”
“Ryan Giggs took out an injunction on Derek regarding their secret affair. Which then led to Derek taking out a super-injunction on the world.
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Derek had an abortion
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“Derek is TK's fiancée. And he is also Maurices fiancée.”
“Derek is TK's fiancée. And he is also Maurices fiancée.”
Derek ditched Scrabbler on their wedding day, leaving him to raise Joey and Alice
Originally Posted by T.K. Mazin:
“Derek bullied Gandhi at primary school. The only kid that was weak enough for Derek to beat up.”
“Derek bullied Gandhi at primary school. The only kid that was weak enough for Derek to beat up.”
Gandhi retaliated by defeating Derek with his willpower. Every time Derek tried punching Gandhi, he found himself longing to immerse himself in a vat of chip fat
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
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Derek had an abortion”
“
Derek had an abortion”
He aborted Scrabbler's baby?
Every time Derek is reincarnated, God says, "Dammit! Why can't you just STAY DEAD!!!
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Originally Posted by maurice45:
“Derek ditched Scrabbler on their wedding day, leaving him to raise Joey and Alice
Gandhi retaliated by defeating Derek with his willpower. Every time Derek tried punching Gandhi, he found himself longing to immerse himself in a vat of chip fat”
“Derek ditched Scrabbler on their wedding day, leaving him to raise Joey and Alice
Gandhi retaliated by defeating Derek with his willpower. Every time Derek tried punching Gandhi, he found himself longing to immerse himself in a vat of chip fat
”
LOL
Scrabbler raised Joey and Alice? God, he could've at least taught Joey to talk English instead of Wookie!
Gandhi is the man
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When Derek killed Miss Piggy from the Muppet show, he blamed it on her jealous twin sister: Sharon .
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Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“I wish you lot watched HIMYM USA pace. None of my friends watch it.”
“I wish you lot watched HIMYM USA pace. None of my friends watch it.”
I'll try, but I just don't have enough patience to sit through an online marathon of all the episodes between the UK & US pace
Derek killed Batman's parents and blamed it on The Joker.
Derek killed Shrek, because he reminded him of himself.
Derek killed Shrek, because he reminded him of himself.
I love how most of the poster are part of the EastEnder forum crew, as their is no ep today
I declare that every Wednesday we should have a thread event like this one!
I declare that every Wednesday we should have a thread event like this one!
Originally Posted by T.K. Mazin:
“When Derek killed Miss Piggy from the Muppet show, he blamed it on her jealous twin sister: Sharon.”
“When Derek killed Miss Piggy from the Muppet show, he blamed it on her jealous twin sister: Sharon
.”
Careful youll start a Civil War
Originally Posted by T.K. Mazin:
“Derek killed Batman's parents and blamed it on The Joker.
Derek killed Shrek, because he reminded him of himself.”
“Derek killed Batman's parents and blamed it on The Joker.
Derek killed Shrek, because he reminded him of himself.”
Awesome
Derek is the reason Bane wears that mask
Originally Posted by MutantX:
“I love how most of the poster are part of the EastEnder forum crew, as their is no ep today
I declare that every Wednesday we should have a thread event like this one!”
“I love how most of the poster are part of the EastEnder forum crew, as their is no ep today
I declare that every Wednesday we should have a thread event like this one!
”
Hear hear!
Originally Posted by MutantX:
“Derek shot JFK”
“Derek shot JFK”
Derek put on the chelsea football kit and joined the team on the pitch when they won the champions league
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
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Derek put on the chelsea football kit and joined the team on the pitch when they won the champions league”
“
Derek put on the chelsea football kit and joined the team on the pitch when they won the champions league”
Derek was the referee who denied England that goal, leading to them losing 4-1 to Germany
Originally Posted by MutantX:
“Careful youll start a Civil War”
“Careful youll start a Civil War”
Nah it's cool, Sharon fans know I'm kidding 
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I've been on this thread too long... Was trying to think of a witty 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' pun and ended up googling 'Derek Framed Roger Rabbit'
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