Scrabbler, Phil thinks of you when making love to Shazza!

Here we go

And I think of him when making love to Maurice.

Here we go

Oooh directly from last night

So not impressed with Tina's attitude.

I would call Tina a woman with a screw loose

'I predict a riot' in the pub.

I find it astonishing that Tina and Shirley are so blatantly rude and disrespectful to Linda, despite the fact she allows them to live basically rent-free in her home. Also annoying that Mick doesn't stick up for his wife against his cretinous sisters.

And I think of you when I'm having a few drinkies and plotting to take over the world!

For some reason I picture you as a michael moon type

Why are they hosting the dinner at Patrick's house?

Stan - the master of manipulation

Nancy

Why do Linda, Mick, Johnny and Nancy have to be related to the Chainsmoker and the Court Jester? They'd work much better without those two dragging them down. I have a feeling it's just to cement Shirley as Queen of the Square.

Well this sounds like it will be cheerful viewing doesn't it?

Why don't they tell social services they don't have the means to care for him?

I like this scene with Linda, Nancy and Shirley

2 blondes and in shirl's case, a bottle

Interesting line there from Shirley - "He makes you hate yourself"

Tina has turned straight and she's going to hose down her dad.

I agree - the four of them would have worked much better as an entirely new family. The connection to Shirley is superfluous; she adds nothing to the dynamic. It's just an excuse to have Shirley at the 'heart' of the Vic, and thus the show.

No No. It's Lauren and Stacey who are in battle for the queen of the square

Market closure mentioned!

Are they going to play spin the bottle.

David's eating

Thanks for the thread Scabbler.

Saint Jane is back, Shabitch taking delight in people's misery as usual.