Tell me she was just talking about having a drink at the bar?
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EE: What did Sharon mean by her and Philth going to 'christen' the Albert?
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Originally Posted by Lewi26:
“She wanted to Phil to pork her over the bar.
Basically.”
“She wanted to Phil to pork her over the bar.
Basically.”
This.
Bumping Uglies.
It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?”
“It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?”
It still turned out to be a shitty night for him. Whitney tries snogging him, Philth tries battering him and I'm pretty sure he's lost his job too!
Originally Posted by maurice45:
“It still turned out to be a shitty night for him. Whitney tries snogging him, Philth tries battering him and I'm pretty sure he's lost his job too!”
“It still turned out to be a shitty night for him. Whitney tries snogging him, Philth tries battering him and I'm pretty sure he's lost his job too!”
Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale!
If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it 
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Good auld Shazza
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.Good auld Shazza
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Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale!”
“Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale!
”
If only we could send her there, and leave her! Does the Woolpack require a stereotypical, Cockney bottle blonde with the manners of a farm hand?
Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale!”
“Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale!
”
Bleurgh! No doubt Linda pointing out that every female character is "pretty" just to test Johnny's reaction too. Shame she couldn't just stay in with Tina instead
Originally Posted by Aaron1995:
“If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it.
Good auld Shazza.”
“If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it
.Good auld Shazza
.”
It's kind of touching to think Sharon is so devoted to the memory of Dennis and avenging his death, she's willing to sleep with the enemy.. many times, if need be. Isn't it?
Originally Posted by Aaron1995:
“If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it.
Good auld Shazza.”
“If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it
.Good auld Shazza
.”
I'll forgive her if she gets the Arches too!
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“ If only we could send her there, and leave her! Does the Woolpack require a stereotypical, Cockney bottle blonde with the manners of a farm hand?”
“
If only we could send her there, and leave her! Does the Woolpack require a stereotypical, Cockney bottle blonde with the manners of a farm hand?”
They did play a blinder though when they had Lorraine Chase in it.
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“It's kind of touching to think Sharon is so devoted to the memory of Dennis and avenging his death, she's willing to sleep with the enemy.. many times, if need be. Isn't it?”
“It's kind of touching to think Sharon is so devoted to the memory of Dennis and avenging his death, she's willing to sleep with the enemy.. many times, if need be. Isn't it?
”
Nooooo, she has an industrial strength coil fitted and makes him wear a Dennis mask.
Considering Phil is an alcoholic, going for a celebratory orange juice in an empty bar probably isn't what she is after 
Originally Posted by 0...0:
“I'll forgive her if she gets the Arches too!”
“I'll forgive her if she gets the Arches too!
”
Mind you it will be great to see the payoff when Phil realises that he has been scammed by the woman he considers the love of his life. Oh it will be priceless and much deserved
.I'm started to sound like Keyser when wanting to see Phil suffer
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Originally Posted by bwfcol:
“Considering Phil is an alcoholic, going for a celebratory orange juice in an empty bar probably isn't what she is after”
“Considering Phil is an alcoholic, going for a celebratory orange juice in an empty bar probably isn't what she is after
”
She disgusts me!!! I used to think Sharon had standards and a bit of her mother's class. God help me, I did.
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?”
“It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?”
Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life.
Originally Posted by _elly001:
“Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life.”
“Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life.
”
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“She disgusts me!!! I used to think Sharon had standards and a bit of her mother's class. God help me, I did.”
“She disgusts me!!! I used to think Sharon had standards and a bit of her mother's class. God help me, I did.”
Nooooo, Phil said he was on rations. I refuse to believe my Shazz has turned into a trollop for a shitty bar.
Originally Posted by _elly001:
“Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life.”
“Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life.
”
Oh I dunno, I thought some blokes liked the older man!
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