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EE: What did Sharon mean by her and Philth going to 'christen' the Albert?
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Beaconboof
02-04-2014
Tell me she was just talking about having a drink at the bar?
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maurice45
02-04-2014
A drink at the bar, and a shag ON the bar. Wouldn't be the weirdest place Phil has had sex.
Lewi26
02-04-2014
She wanted to Phil to pork her over the bar.

Basically.
0...0
02-04-2014
She wanted to rock the Shazbar!
notfussy
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by Lewi26:
“She wanted to Phil to pork her over the bar.

Basically.”

This.
Bumping Uglies.
Beaconboof
02-04-2014
It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?
0...0
02-04-2014
No, I refuse to believe it. She was going to give him a bromide cocktail.
maurice45
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?”

It still turned out to be a shitty night for him. Whitney tries snogging him, Philth tries battering him and I'm pretty sure he's lost his job too!
Beaconboof
02-04-2014
Sharon's just as perverse as Den ever was.
0...0
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by maurice45:
“It still turned out to be a shitty night for him. Whitney tries snogging him, Philth tries battering him and I'm pretty sure he's lost his job too!”

Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale!
Aaron1995
02-04-2014
If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it .

Good auld Shazza .
Beaconboof
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale! ”

If only we could send her there, and leave her! Does the Woolpack require a stereotypical, Cockney bottle blonde with the manners of a farm hand?
maurice45
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale! ”

Bleurgh! No doubt Linda pointing out that every female character is "pretty" just to test Johnny's reaction too. Shame she couldn't just stay in with Tina instead
Beaconboof
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by Aaron1995:
“If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it .

Good auld Shazza .”

It's kind of touching to think Sharon is so devoted to the memory of Dennis and avenging his death, she's willing to sleep with the enemy.. many times, if need be. Isn't it?
0...0
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by Aaron1995:
“If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it .

Good auld Shazza .”

I'll forgive her if she gets the Arches too!
0...0
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“ If only we could send her there, and leave her! Does the Woolpack require a stereotypical, Cockney bottle blonde with the manners of a farm hand?”

They did play a blinder though when they had Lorraine Chase in it.
0...0
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“It's kind of touching to think Sharon is so devoted to the memory of Dennis and avenging his death, she's willing to sleep with the enemy.. many times, if need be. Isn't it? ”

Nooooo, she has an industrial strength coil fitted and makes him wear a Dennis mask.
bwfcol
02-04-2014
Considering Phil is an alcoholic, going for a celebratory orange juice in an empty bar probably isn't what she is after
Aaron1995
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by 0...0:
“I'll forgive her if she gets the Arches too! ”

Mind you it will be great to see the payoff when Phil realises that he has been scammed by the woman he considers the love of his life. Oh it will be priceless and much deserved .

I'm started to sound like Keyser when wanting to see Phil suffer .
Beaconboof
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by bwfcol:
“Considering Phil is an alcoholic, going for a celebratory orange juice in an empty bar probably isn't what she is after ”

She disgusts me!!! I used to think Sharon had standards and a bit of her mother's class. God help me, I did.
_elly001
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?”

Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life.
Beaconboof
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by _elly001:
“Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life. ”

0...0
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“She disgusts me!!! I used to think Sharon had standards and a bit of her mother's class. God help me, I did.”

Nooooo, Phil said he was on rations. I refuse to believe my Shazz has turned into a trollop for a shitty bar.
MutantX
02-04-2014
They were gonna do a little: "jus like old times"!😱😱😱😉😉😉😉
0...0
02-04-2014
Originally Posted by _elly001:
“Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life. ”

Oh I dunno, I thought some blokes liked the older man!
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