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Old 02-04-2014, 18:31
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Tell me she was just talking about having a drink at the bar?
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:33
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A drink at the bar, and a shag ON the bar. Wouldn't be the weirdest place Phil has had sex.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:34
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She wanted to Phil to pork her over the bar.

Basically.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:34
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She wanted to rock the Shazbar!
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:41
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She wanted to Phil to pork her over the bar.

Basically.
This.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:42
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It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:43
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No, I refuse to believe it. She was going to give him a bromide cocktail.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:44
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It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?
It still turned out to be a shitty night for him. Whitney tries snogging him, Philth tries battering him and I'm pretty sure he's lost his job too!
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:45
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Sharon's just as perverse as Den ever was.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:46
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It still turned out to be a shitty night for him. Whitney tries snogging him, Philth tries battering him and I'm pretty sure he's lost his job too!
Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale!
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:48
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If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it .

Good auld Shazza .
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:48
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Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale!
If only we could send her there, and leave her! Does the Woolpack require a stereotypical, Cockney bottle blonde with the manners of a farm hand?
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:49
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Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale!
Bleurgh! No doubt Linda pointing out that every female character is "pretty" just to test Johnny's reaction too. Shame she couldn't just stay in with Tina instead
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:49
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If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it .

Good auld Shazza .
It's kind of touching to think Sharon is so devoted to the memory of Dennis and avenging his death, she's willing to sleep with the enemy.. many times, if need be. Isn't it?
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:50
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If the rumours are true about Sharon scamming Phil, then it is truly horrific to think that Sharon is prostituting herself just to gain a bar out of it .

Good auld Shazza .
I'll forgive her if she gets the Arches too!
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:52
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If only we could send her there, and leave her! Does the Woolpack require a stereotypical, Cockney bottle blonde with the manners of a farm hand?
They did play a blinder though when they had Lorraine Chase in it.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:53
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It's kind of touching to think Sharon is so devoted to the memory of Dennis and avenging his death, she's willing to sleep with the enemy.. many times, if need be. Isn't it?
Nooooo, she has an industrial strength coil fitted and makes him wear a Dennis mask.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:54
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Considering Phil is an alcoholic, going for a celebratory orange juice in an empty bar probably isn't what she is after
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:56
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I'll forgive her if she gets the Arches too!
Mind you it will be great to see the payoff when Phil realises that he has been scammed by the woman he considers the love of his life. Oh it will be priceless and much deserved .

I'm started to sound like Keyser when wanting to see Phil suffer .
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:56
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Considering Phil is an alcoholic, going for a celebratory orange juice in an empty bar probably isn't what she is after
She disgusts me!!! I used to think Sharon had standards and a bit of her mother's class. God help me, I did.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:57
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It's a good thing Johnny and his friends didn't arrive later in the evening. Imagine catching Phil and Sharon ****ing on the bar, covered in sweat and grunting like farmyard animals. That is SO disturbing. As if Johnny hasn't been through enough?
Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:58
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Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:59
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She disgusts me!!! I used to think Sharon had standards and a bit of her mother's class. God help me, I did.
Nooooo, Phil said he was on rations. I refuse to believe my Shazz has turned into a trollop for a shitty bar.
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:59
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They were gonna do a little: "jus like old times"!😱😱😱😉😉😉😉
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Old 02-04-2014, 18:59
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Seeing Philth rutting on top of Sharon would be enough to put Johnny off men for life.
Oh I dunno, I thought some blokes liked the older man!
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