EE: What did Sharon mean by her and Philth going to 'christen' the Albert?

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MutantX

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Dotlet will have a one handed monologue lol”

Oh though sinful lustly devils,
Thy lord brings shame to thee
For when ever you get under thy covers
An angel dies with grief

MutantX

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Curse you for starting this thread Boof, I'm mentally scarred and I've burned the dinner! ”

Juz like old times

MutantX

02-04-2014

Looool EastEnd Fans have tHEEE BEST threads everrrrrr

Fanntastik

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Still better than staying in with Linda watching Emmerdale! ”

I think it's cute that they have "catch-up" night.

MutantX

02-04-2014

Like a propppaaaa faaaaaaaamily

sorcha_healy27

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by Fanntastik:
“I think it's cute that they have "catch-up" night. ”

Not when Sharons head emerges with a flushed face it isn't lol

MutantX

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Not when Sharons head emerges with a flushed face it isn't lol”

Looool and with Phillith pie potatoe sucking half her face off

Fanntastik

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Not when Sharons head emerges with a flushed face it isn't lol”

okay I'll give you that

Beaconboof

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by MutantX:
“Looool EastEnd Fans have tHEEE BEST threads everrrrrr”

We do our best!

TheGraduate2012

02-04-2014

God! That line made my dinner move

Aaron1995

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“God! That line made my dinner move ”

Let's just say it moved me!

(To the bathroom toilet

Matthew_Howarth

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“Tell me she was just talking about having a drink at the bar?
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Ea...590x350-14.jpg”

The picture basically sums it up.

Sharon wants a good shagg1ng all over the gaff courtesy of Philth.

Pretty obvious TBH.

0...0

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by MutantX:
“Loooooooool Phil be like, Shirley is that you?????”

No, he knows Shirley's tongue is rougher!

0...0

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Not when Sharons head emerges with a flushed face it isn't lol”

That would freak Linda out!

sorcha_healy27

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“That would freak Linda out! ”

Hands down that was a pretty vomit inducing scene. Phil was red with happiness. .... and was spent lol

0...0

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Hands down that was a pretty vomit inducing scene. Phil was red with happiness. .... and was spent lol”

He looked like he was gonna have a heart attack!

OMG, Maybe she shags him to death!

TheGraduate2012

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by Aaron1995:
“Let's just say it moved me!

(To the bathroom toilet ).”

TheGraduate2012

02-04-2014

Poor Letitia must dread those bed scenes.

sorcha_healy27

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“He looked like he was gonna have a heart attack!

OMG, Maybe she shags him to death! ”

I'm. ....... co... cardiac arresting lol

0...0

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“I'm. ....... co... cardiac arresting lol”

Phil's epitaph:
He came, then he went.

Beaconboof

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Poor Letitia must dread those bed scenes.”

I'm going to make a Sharon/Phil music video using this song (in slow motion):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExL6GxFWpiE

MutantX

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by Beaconboof:
“I'm going to make a Sharon/Phil music video using this song (in slow motion):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExL6GxFWpiE”

I'm scarrrrd for life

Joe_Zel

02-04-2014

It's funny how they didn't think anything of the door already being unlocked to the bar until spotting Johnny and Whitney.

J-B

02-04-2014

Phil wanted to bend her over the balcony butt naked so they could survey his kingdom whilst doing it.

Beaconboof

02-04-2014

Originally Posted by J-B:
“Phil wanted to bend her over the balcony butt naked so they could survey his kingdom whilst doing it.”

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