
Evening folks. The air pollution warnings certainly weren't a con, we've had four staff faint this afternoon and everything's covered in brownish dust here in the East Midlands……… you could say it's all going beige……
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ON THIS DAY IN CORRIE HISTORY
A SERIES BY agatha
Just one this week, but it's a landmark - it's 34 years to the day that Ena Sharples last appeared on the nation's "favourite" Street.
2nd April 1980
http://youtu.be/1lyjl1SIv_g
Agatha's Midweek Ratings Poll will appear as usual as the credits roll. Last week's episode, which was all about Gary and Owen nicking tiles and getting caught by Phelan, was a bit of a disaster, scoring 3.75 out of 10 on mean average!
See you later.




being told there are TWO babehs on the way has made him go to drunk, go directly to drunk, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred pounds
later, when he calls a cab, Ten Bellies McDonald picks him up and can't believe his eyes, the guy is sozzled………. quick thinking Steve invents a story to tell Michelle and Carla and books him and Barlow into a hotel so he can sober up…….. but under the influence, Peter tells Steve the whole story
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off to New York already, and not even a child washed…….. she thinks she's being deserted, but Jason and Tony tell her she should support her mum - will she change her mind before The Beige Bombshell leaves for good?………
as he has to bully Real Dad Tim to get Faye's school trip money….. and speaking of Tim, Sally's "proper narked" at him for lying about Maddie and the burglar thing, but despite this, gives Skanky Mads one last chance
she's staying at the Webster's………….
we're on green alert for the Fizzbomb. 