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EE Whitney and Max to get it on?
I always thought her and Max could make an interesting couple. The scenes between her and Lauren and Abi - also with Bianca and Max etc would be worth it.
Also how will Stacey react seeing Lily's auntie with her ex fling? Does anyone remember Michael and Julie martin's storyline in neighbours? |
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Max would never go for Whitney IMO, he likes his ladies a little more sophisticated
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Would be a bit weird with her being the same age and a friend of his daughter
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No. Just no. Max needs to be castrated and kept away from all women for the sake of all society.
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No. Just no. Max needs to be castrated and kept away from all women for the sake of all society.
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With a big bell put round his neck and someone following him shouting "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!"
![]() .I'm sure sorcha and priscilla will be up for the job since they're big fans of Max .
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Lol
.I'm sure sorcha and priscilla will be up for the job since they're big fans of Max .
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Max would never go for Whitney IMO, he likes his ladies a little more sophisticated
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Lol, like Kirsty?!
![]() . Let's get one thing straight about Max: he will shag anything that has breasts, no matter how classy or downtrodden they are. Sex addicts don't have the luxury of picking and choosing which women they prefer . The word 'desperate' doesn't even begin to describe Max .
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Methinks they would enjoy the view!
![]() yes, you're right. They'd be watching his bum from afar with binoculars .
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Spot on
. Let's get one thing straight about Max: he will shag anything that has breasts, no matter how classy or downtrodden they are. Sex addicts don't have the luxury of picking and choosing which women they prefer . The word 'desperate' doesn't even begin to describe Max .
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yes, you're right. They'd be watching his bum from afar with binoculars .
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Keep the women of Walford away from that creature, I loved it when Stacey finally came to her senses last week and Ronnie practically told him to f*ck off, Jane was great too, "has someone put Viagra in the water?".
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No. Just no. Max needs to be castrated and kept away from all women for the sake of all society.
Is there no woman Max wouldn't go for? Even seen him eyeing up Jane and Lucy, recently. Can't really see him with Whitney TBH. A trip down the Max Branning Withdrawl Clinic would be in order to deal with Whit's new addiction to Max's bum. |
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Max is like that foo fighters song; done, done onto the next one, done, done, onto the next one!
![]() . They should play that song as part of Max's exit . Forget Julia's Theme . Quote:
This - lol.
Is there no woman Max wouldn't go for? Even seen him eyeing up Jane and Lucy, recently. Can't really see him with Whitney TBH. A trip down the Max Branning Withdrawl Clinic would be in order to deal with Whit's new addiction to Max's bum. He really is like a horny teenager with no self-control whatsoever. What kind of parent puts his sex life before his children? ![]() Indeed . Whitney would need serious help if she fell for Max!
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I know. I've honestly never seen a soap character so obsessed with women and sex. Never. His whole life revolves around it and his kids don't even get a look in. The man was ready to throw his niece down a bus to get it on with Stacey. That shows you how bad his sex addiction is. This sex addiction needs to be addressed on the show as it is getting way out of hand! He really is like a horny teenager with no self-control whatsoever. What kind of parent puts his sex life before his children? ![]() Indeed . Whitney would need serious help if she fell for Max! ![]() ![]()
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Lol
. They should play that song as part of Max's exit . Forget Julia's Theme . I know. I've honestly never seen a soap character so obsessed with women and sex. Never. His whole life revolves around it and his kids don't even get a look in. The man was ready to throw his niece down a bus to get it on with Stacey. That shows you how bad his sex addiction is. This sex addiction needs to be addressed on the show as it is getting way out of hand! He really is like a horny teenager with no self-control whatsoever. What kind of parent puts his sex life before his children? ![]() Indeed . Whitney would need serious help if she fell for Max! ![]() The way he shuffled towards Jane was creepy yet hilarious at the same time, he would have slept with her there and then as well. I really do hope that they go down that route with him because he just can't help himself. |
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BIB Max Branning apparently!
![]() ![]() . Stacey best watch out when she comes back as she will be harassed by Max 24/7 until she gives in to him .
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Lol
. They should play that song as part of Max's exit . Forget Julia's Theme . I know. I've honestly never seen a soap character so obsessed with women and sex. Never. His whole life revolves around it and his kids don't even get a look in. The man was ready to throw his niece down a bus to get it on with Stacey. That shows you how bad his sex addiction is. This sex addiction needs to be addressed on the show as it is getting way out of hand! He really is like a horny teenager with no self-control whatsoever. What kind of parent puts his sex life before his children? ![]() Indeed . Whitney would need serious help if she fell for Max! ![]() The Clinic and a "drying-out" sesh is calling for the lovely Whit. |
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That How it Used to Be
In days of old[
When men were bold And women were not invented Max would drill a hole in telegraph pole And F**k until he was contented. ![]() |
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I mean there's nothing with enjoying sex. But Max is like completely obsessed. It's worrying how much he thinks about it
. Stacey best watch out when she comes back as she will be harassed by Max 24/7 until she gives in to him . |
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The way he shuffled towards Jane was creepy yet hilarious at the same time, he would have slept with her there and then as well. I really do hope that they go down that route with him because he just can't help himself.
Yeah! Cracked me up because I just knew he was going in for the kill . Did Jane say that line about the Viagra in the water supply? ![]() I missed that line, I need to find it on iPlayer .
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Yeah! Cracked me up because I just knew he was going in for the kill . Did Jane say that line about the Viagra in the water supply? ![]() I missed that line, I need to find it on iPlayer . |
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Poor Lauren didn't have a hope in hell did she? She has an alcoholic grandmother and aunt, Tanya loved a drink too and her father is a sex addict. Maybe that's Lauren's next addiction......
Lauren the sex addict, I can see that happening. Like Tanya, she had an affair with and helped with the breakdown a marriage (along with Jake of course, he's to blame as well), Tanya did the same with Max's marriage with Bradley's mum. So I wouldn't be surprised if she developed into a sex addict now that Max is the only parent left in her life.
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Yeah she did right after Max's whispering and shuffling, then she walked off in disgust.
Max is like a sex mad Gollum!
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