Not to be outdone by Vanessa, Shell has turned up in this weeks Nuts magazine getting her kit off again.She's handing out tips on stripping:
1 She finds it fun
2 people ask her to mow their lawn
3 keep it short and to the point. Don't do it at funerals,births and weddings. Don't do it front of a family member,do it for a laugh and don't overstay your welcome
So there you go, you now have no reason for not going on Big Brother and getting your kit off....

Sounds to me as if she was giving out tips to be raped.

Or groped. Or to be wilfully and deliberately indecent.

It would not be funny is a foolish and desperate wannabe got more than she bargained for - especially after a drunken session.

Shell's made her money from taking her clothes off so she's not going to condemn her behaviour is she? If she did she'd be skint, sad but true....

Ahmed is getting full value from his subscription. He has found the right magazine. :sleep:

She should listen to her own advice

I was thinking along similar lines but Shell's going to be around as long as magazines are willing to pay her to get her kit off. If she's in demand then she's gonna hang around until she's not.....

It's a cruel, cruel world we live in

I presume nobody in Shell's family owns a television.

You know, I really want to be as outraged over this as the rest of you, but I don't feel like I can without having seen the pics. So if someone could post said semi-nude photoshoot in super high quality, I'll then join you guys in your disgust. Thank you.

It is Shell.

Same striped beaver. All you need is memory.

I've seen some rather raunchy photos of Shell in the tabloids but the latest ones have all the allure of a soggy cucumber. She is pale, lifeless, has soul-less eyes and for some reason has her hand stuck down the front of her bikini bottoms (it certainly isn't sexy).

'Money for old rope comes to mind' so I don't blame her, I'd be more worried about the people who are buying the mags therefore causing the demand - if they think this is the epitomy of a desirable woman they need a reality check.

It takes all sorts.

I personally think Jordan is quite physically repulsive, but apparently a lot of newspaper and magazine readers do not share my opinion.

It also appears that for every Jordan, there is also a Shell - both equally repulsive.

Exactly :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

The words 'not fussy' spring to mind.

Maybe some adult women don't mind titilating lads that are 13 year old virgins ....

Nah, they'll be too busy in their new kitchens & stroking new carpets, & looking at new windows etc to be bothered to look at magazines.

I think it's quite wrong to compare Jordan with Shell. Jordan is a businesswoman pure and simple, she has her head screwed on proof being the couple of palatial homes, the stable of horses, the fancy cars and the enormous bank balance. She reveals every aspect of herself warts and all and doesn't care what people say, she's brutally honest about all aspects of her life. She's also a realist and knows that her career has a shelf life and reaps all the benefits she can while she can. Love her or hate her she is a success at what she does.

Shell on the other hand is simply a lack lustre opportunist degrading herself in the guise of 'helping her family', how much help do they need that they are willing to watch someone they care about sink to this level?

I also think that it's odd Shell wishes to be known for her work in helping domestic abuse victims, and them does nude soft porn work, which in my opinion has a detrimental effect on how women are viewed,

agree with you completly, one thing i've never understood about jordan is when she was younger before the boob jobs she was actually not bad looking if you ever see any of her early photo's you'll see what i mean

she's a natural for 'Readers Wives'..........

Well, she's a right boot now............

how right you are

ps Shell's arse is on the front of todays Sport. Her career highlight to date

You'll be delighted with that then cheeks