GROAN!! I'm sure you must be related to eugene

I've been busy organising a charity night for those who have difficulty achieving orgasm.

If you can't come, let me know.

I feel like a cricket ball.

Have you bowled a maiden over?

I feel like a cricket ball

How's that?

Don't you start

I only got in about 20 minutes ago Twass I hope you had a great day.

Yes it's looming, sure I'm going to enjoy it and then September to look forward too.


LMAO

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28790718

Pilchard is the next. I saw it coming

I wondered how you would take that news.

Considering how long the rumours have been circulating I'm only surprised it took this long....his pals in high places I expect

*strides in with gag securely tightened around gob*

Remember our conversation a few weeks ago Twass?

Well I'm all packed ready, I think...stuff made for a little picnic lunch on the way down

Been with my gorgeous little man today, I'm smitten


Sons. why are you posting in morse code?

I do Mrs T

You've got to spend a nice bit of time with the wee lad these holibobs, which is lovely for both of you!

Let's see what comes of it of course if anything at all.

It's been great Twass, remember last year when I dreaded going home all the time!! Onwards and upwards eh

You and me both, Mrs T, we're luckily free of that situation now.

I spoke to Splintz earlier, he's still in hospital, good days and bad days

*nods*

My youngest reminded me yesterday that this time last year we'd gone to York, that was just after staying with you

Oh shine, that is a long stay there Send him my best

Six months I will do

Orf to bedski now, Mrs T [and anyone lurking!] XX

That's sad and thank you


You take care Twass, sleep well you xx

Anyone lurking...I lurves ya, I really lurves ya

Hello peeps

I have not disappeared. I er forgot to post two days ago and then was in bed asleep VERY early last night

Hope Mrs T has a wonderful holiday

Morning Crazy! I bet you were up all night the first night and then crashed the second night at 7pm

I was quite discombobulated earlier. I noticed that Twass had left the safety of Chatter and popped up in GD as part of her recruitment drive. I've never spotted Twass outside of Chatter before

It`s not morse code
I want to engage with you lot and have a laff but just can`t somehow find the effort to type my usual drivel...

I think im growing up ...

Everything is back to normal now. The thread has been moved to Chatter so Twass is back in her spiritual home and my discombobulation has dissipated.

I use a fish based paste for discombobulation
stinks abit but I do now have a seagull as a pet

My friend said a fish jumped out of the sea and slapped him across the face. That's got to be codswallop.