Originally Posted by
twassington:
“Arternoon! I try to be good, but generally I'm bad 
I met a really norty person on hols, I summoned the lift to go down to beach level and one arrived, so before getting in [in case they were going up to their room] I asked the couple already in it - "Going down?"
The man, with a leery grin, said " Ohh yes, story of me life." I was like
So I take a sideways look at his Missus [aged about 65 and formidable looking] and she looked mortified and furious. I decided NOT to say the first thing that had come into my head to her, which would have been "Lucky girl!"
When the lift doors opened I legged it ASAP
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PMSL

trust you! I'd have probably cracked up laughing and wreaked the wrath of his other half.
Originally Posted by CrazyLoop:
“Twass I am laughing so much!
It's soooooooo windy here, I can hear it even without my aids in
Oh and I nearly worked this afternoon after all but it got cancelled *sigh*”
It's been bloody awful
My doorway is full of leaves so I've put them into carrier bags to take into school. It's our Autumn walk on the park tomorrow, had to change it to A.M as the forecast in the afternoon is not too good.
Originally Posted by missy83:
“Evening All
I thought the trees outside my house were gonna blow over at one point!
”
Hi Missy,
Listen ignore any comments about me, I'm squeaky clean, teatotal and a pillar of society
Originally Posted by
The_Sleeper:
“Just wait till friday night, when pottys had her 3 bottles for £10, & we'll see if your saying the same thing !!
”
You haven't half got a gob on you
