Asda sell loo brush sets in the smartprice range for only about £1.50 so I bin the brush every couple of months.

Noooooooooooo

PMSL trust you! I'd have probably cracked up laughing and wreaked the wrath of his other half.


It's been bloody awful

My doorway is full of leaves so I've put them into carrier bags to take into school. It's our Autumn walk on the park tomorrow, had to change it to A.M as the forecast in the afternoon is not too good.


Hi Missy,

Listen ignore any comments about me, I'm squeaky clean, teatotal and a pillar of society




You haven't half got a gob on you

Operation toilet brush averted


Hi Mrs T

I will ignore everything that pesky Sleeper says.

>watches Mrs T's nose growing<

I know right? We even had hail at one point here

Oh exciting!!


Woooooo

Thank you Missy, I tell you I don't know what I've done to deserve this unkind remarks

Shine, I've just dropped me wine glass


I bet you were watching something growing in that lift as well

Yes, the look of horror on his OH's face!!

No hail here, this morning wasn't too bad but during the day got horrible.

I'll be full of bloody mud

It hammered it down here earlier. I like Winter when I'm all snuggled up but I don't like having to switch all the lights on before 6pm. It'll be even worse when the clocks go back.


At least you haven't reached the 'drinking out of the bottle with a straw stage' yet

Ya mucky mare

I have my heating on Twassy, I succumbed

*hides box of striped straws*

Eeeep. It was horrible almost all day here.

Hahahahaha no I shouldn't laugh. It's just one nursery I attend has a very muddy garden, esp when it rains and they STILL go out when it does. So a couple weeks back I got a LOT of mud on my trousers. Didn't bother washing it so when I went to that evil nursery the following day, one of the staff wondered what had happened

I lit the woodburner, it's toasty here

You daft bugger, I bet they wondered what the heck you'd been up to at 'EVIL NURSERY'

We don't have grass but have fake grass now so it doesn't get muddy. That said I come home full of all sorts lmao. I found a cocktail stick down my bra today

I love your wood burner

Did you get a little prick? *legs it*

Everyone does!

well it didn't have a sausage

*lobs jar of Marmite at Twass's head*

Very good!

I bet they did

Ah the joys of fake grass and having random things on you/down your clothes

I could not work in an office

*catches deftly and runs off*

Me neither. Far too noisy and boring Although children can be pretty noisy when they want to be

I'm still in amazement from yesterday when Child A woke herself up crying so I got her back to sleep. Then had to put down Child B who decided to resist sleep to begin with and was doing a mixture of crying and screaming....I was amazed child A did not wake up again despite being 10cm away from the racket

It's obviously MINE!