Yoo Hoo back Twass

I've been good this week and spent my lunch hours sorting out hundreds of bloody books to set up the library proper. I wish I'd never started so deserve my doss today.

I hope you have brought plenty of wood in for your fire Twass, keep that wood burner burning you




You're getting married?:


Twass get the bridesmaids dresses ready

No I have been plotting for a while now.

You're going on a cruise and want me to go with you

*Swims screaming to dry land*

Looks like I'm the bridesmaid and you are the bride, Mrs T!

I'm toasting myself in front of the wood burner

"Chins, you forgot your speedos"

Watches bottom bobbing up and down in the waves*

OMG, he's going to do backstroke

CBB on

I do

I can just picture you

Ohhhhhhhhhhh CBB has started

Ooh, big announcement.

Sorry I vanished, let's just say "video games"

Morning all peeps! Still no white stuff here, but it sure is cold! Son, DIL and dogs coming over today so I'd better dog proof the cottage or the little horrors will chew up me cuddly toys I get their own toys out but they prefer mine

Well I hope you like the new 'It's Mine' Market:

http://www.aramarkproperty.ie/wp-con...ish-Market.jpg

Spotting the thread lease was up I have swooped in and redeveloped the old site. Lease:

http://www.johnnypumphandle.com/cc/LACCC/lac1.gif

No trespassing:

http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!BglftogB2k~$%28KGrHqQOKjQErzIYnukLBLF1Gk7edQ~~_35.JPG

GET YER LUVVERLY BANANAS!!!

Don't all visit at once!!!

*batters chinny over the head with a very large cucumber* What the hell do you think yer doing? You have chores to do in the pub you lazy wee toad!

Waaaaaaaaah Wot did you do that for? Stooooooopid! I left me hollergram in charge!

If you shop today there's a 1% discount if you spend over £100.

Chinnock!!!!! *chases chins round thread with large marrow* And it's not your head you need to worry about!!!!

Right all you market stall owners, I'm seizing all your goods because your licenses are illegal. Move along before the boys in blue arrive!!

Wot's the matter now? Stooooooooooooooooopid! Nothing lasts forever. Fancy some DVD'S? Fabric softener?

Yer hologram will probably be as much use as you are!

Stick yer dodgy fruit & veg where the sun don't shine, I get mine from a very reliable source........... *sniggers at the state of chins wrinkly carrots & dried up tatties* Not exactly enticing is it! HERE.......... HERE......... HERE.........and HERE

Who d'you think you are, bleedin Del Boy? When I get my hands on you, I'll.......I'll.....

I have the official certificate so don't worry peeps:

http://belegal.com/blog-by-antonio-f...and-small1.jpg

That's a forgery! *grabs chinnock by the collar, wields marrow........and....



and then



again!!!

What the bloody hell

Hang on though, this could be good.

"Morning to you Chins's, I'll have a bunch of your lovely bananas and do you mind if I check out your plums?"

MUTANT VEGETABLES ARE ON THE LOOSE IN ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!

I should give them a good squeeze Mrs T, to check if they are ripe! And have a bit of his banana while you're at it, you can be the Quality Control inspector

It's frozen up here Twass, there was this lovely white mist all over this morning.

lmao@pooches, have fun


Stop being so pedantic, nowt wrong with an odd shape here and there so long as they do the same job

That pepper was highly unusual though