Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
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Get you gnomes ready
I have shiny pitchforks all ready and some decking for the garden
”
“

Get you gnomes ready

I have shiny pitchforks all ready and some decking for the garden
”
I shall remain in the cottage pelting you with out of date tins of soup and rice pudding, so there!!





Much bigger than the old farmhouse which you also know. I'd far far rather have my cottage. So you AINT HAVING IT!!!! *throws tins of mushy peas and pineapple chunks*
