It's Mine... All Mine (Part 24)

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soniaorlastorm

25-11-2015

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think you've got the knack of the slap more these days. You could give young girls lessons in how to do it Those sharpie eyebrows are just WRONG!!!”

Not a fan of the DEAD slug eyebrow look either you just know its gonnas be their MULLET in 10 years time .

soniaorlastorm

25-11-2015

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Looks like the asda dyes ......... better than lidl's from the look of Sons hair ? ”

that's the power of Asda price

twassington

25-11-2015

Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“Not a fan of the DEAD slug eyebrow look either you just know its gonnas be their MULLET in 10 years time .”

You are right

It's the ra ra skirt of the 21st Century

soniaorlastorm

25-11-2015

Originally Posted by twassington:
“You are right It's the ra ra skirt of the 21st Century ”

Oooooooooooooo I may just bring that back its short enough after all

twassington

25-11-2015

Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“Oooooooooooooo I may just bring that back its short enough after all ”

Short, but hideous!!

soniaorlastorm

25-11-2015

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Short, but hideous!! ”

this is true...

oh well back to the drawing board

soniaorlastorm

26-11-2015

I think nate Jealous of my beauty... and it makes me saad

twassington

26-11-2015

Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“I think nate Jealous of my beauty... and it makes me saad ”

Well we're all jealous of yer legs

soniaorlastorm

26-11-2015

don't be there not half as nice as paradise..

theres a song there somewhere ,is it over a rainbow ? or just a mundane 9 to 5 ?

The_Sleeper

26-11-2015

Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“don't be there not half as nice as paradise..

theres a song there somewhere ,is it over a rainbow ? or just a mundane 9 to 5 ?”

Stay just 5 miles from Sheena Easton if that counts ? ........ not like you fae the falkirk area ?

soniaorlastorm

26-11-2015

its assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstually an Dolly Parton song..

but who would want to have fake boobies and a wig wearing clothes infeasible to young for them ?

The_Sleeper

26-11-2015

Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“its assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstually an Dolly Parton song..

but who would want to have fake boobies and a wig wearing clothes infeasible to young for them ?”

Tootsie ?

soniaorlastorm

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Tootsie ? ”

ah yes
if only my nose wasn't so big and i spent 8 hours in the make up department with 5 make up artists everytime i went out i might be as good looking..

possibly

i can only dream or shine shoes
are your shoes dirty ?

chinchin

27-11-2015

*Retakes thread, bars sonia*

LabhaoiseNiMhao

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Retakes thread, bars sonia* ”

Anything you have I automatically want.

chinchin

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by LabhaoiseNiMhao:
“Anything you have I automatically want.”

You can want all you want. It's Black Friday and you could always get 20% off Sonia!

LabhaoiseNiMhao

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“You can want all you want. It's Black Friday and you could always get 20% off Sonia! ”

Sonia 20 % ...no actually sonia ...give me 100 % I know you can!

Sonia I know you can give me 100% today! I need 100% sonia all day ....no wait that might be a bit too much sonia... :-/ I don't know if I'm ready!

twassington

27-11-2015

Is anyone ever ready for 100% of ANYONE??

LabhaoiseNiMhao

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Is anyone ever ready for 100% of ANYONE?? ”

No one is ever ready for me....

Actually no I am never ready for them..I take a while...I am not even doing anything just thinking.

soniaorlastorm

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by LabhaoiseNiMhao:
“No one is ever ready for me....

Actually no I am never ready for them..I take a while...I am not even doing anything just thinking.”

thinking you would want me even 20% would instantly bar you from becoming president of the USA

but other than that I'm free all day Sunday.
NOW tell me how pretty you thought I was with blonde hair!

soniaorlastorm

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Retakes thread, bars sonia* ”

you`d better bring a big barrel before you try baring me Muster

twassington

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“you`d better bring a big barrel before you try baring me Muster”

BARing? As in nudey no clothes on baring???

soniaorlastorm

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by twassington:
“BARing? As in nudey no clothes on baring??? ”

he would be so lucky...

and of course would love it

twassington

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“he would be so lucky...

and of course would love it”

I suspect it was his cunning plan all along!!

soniaorlastorm

27-11-2015

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I suspect it was his cunning plan all along!! ”

yep total filth monger...

I may let him but his death at my beauty might play heavy on me...

why am I so compassionate ?...

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