woop!!

Why am I so lazy?

WOW! How exciting for you, is Lord Lee going with? You must be well excited, look after your leg until you go, don't want that playing up! Make sure your elastic stocking thing is on as that is many hours of sitting on the coach .....Dr Twass over and out

is he just pretending he's not a she ?

No you great dollop, it's for his DVT condition!!

that's Fabulously gorgeous great dollop if you don't mind!

That goes without saying!

You off out tonight Sons?

I'm having pic withdrawal

not tonight no
tomorrow night possibly

you could always get yourself a flikr account so you can sign in and see cos those Nazi at flikr say a strange dude in a dress is ADULT content!

https://www.flickr.com/photos/113834199@N03/

I'm out tomorrow night and have a guest staying no, not that kind of guest but a colleague/friend. She lives a good drive away from Preston so I'm chucking her in my spare room!

PARTY with all the mad people I know

You enjoy Mrs T, you are free to do whatever with whoever now! xxx

Thank you Twass and you as well you know

I'm feeling ignorant at the moment but my time is just so taken up but I'm enjoying my life I have to say I have my washer and dishwasher working lmao, I could not wait to shove stuff in them, how sad is that

A dishwasher!!!! You lucky moo! I've never owned one

It's from me other house, I love it, chuck your plates and stuff in and BINGO It's a good job as I've no feckin hot water yet

I hope your shower has a self heating system!!!

Yes of course My water as per kitchen/bath hot taps is not on, I will not turn it on until my central heating is in now but I don't need it.

I know from my own dodgy plumbing experiences in the London house that you can get by with no hot water

I think I am off to bedski now, sweet dreams to all! xxx

The old heating system here is sound apparently but I will not use it as it's old.....I don't want to pop me clogs from a bad heating system shall we say I'm so dramatic I know

You take care you and sleep well xx

Spent most of today asleep

Yep, every day I wear a sexy black stocking

Sonia will be having a right knee-trembler when he sees that

Morning all peeps and happy weekend! I've nothing much to do this weekend except enjoy meself. BLISS! Lawn wants mowing but tis raining................

Can't remember the word that means "unable to read". I'll iterate that question again later if it doesn't occur to me

**GROAN**

Blowing a gale here, all me jangly wind chimy things are playing a percussion orchestral masterpiece outside!!

Waits for it to click......

Edit, it clicked!!!!!

It's stopped being a fan of a mid 90s Scouse Indie Band here.

It's overcast.

Do you think 'em up yourself or do you visit cheesygags.com?

Bit of both

I've been creating ringtones!

http://www.mediafire.com/listen/p4aa...1%21%21%21.wav

What have you got for an incoming text message? "GOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!"??