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Old 30-05-2014, 22:46
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With a dicky ticker maybe?

*plots*
Is he well orf?
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Old 30-05-2014, 22:49
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Not me ya lunatic nor Robert, my hips are fine

Me and Robert are youngISH and have won awards for our dancing prowess, I can chuck him over me shoulders like a piece of meat
I'm sure I've seen you both on Corrie, ................ are you both, Norris & Hayley ??
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Old 30-05-2014, 22:57
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Hmmmm, I could be minted and I don't mean lambs

I'm sure I've seen you both on Corrie, ................ are you both, Norris & Hayley ??
My God you've guessed about me sex change
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Old 30-05-2014, 22:59
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Hmmmm, I could be minted and I don't mean lambs



My God you've guessed about me sex change :o
Oooer I hope there's a lock on your spare bedroom door
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Old 30-05-2014, 23:07
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Oooer I hope there's a lock on your spare bedroom door
*shrieks laughing*

A lock avoids a cock
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Old 30-05-2014, 23:08
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*shrieks laughing*

A lock avoids a cock
Unless it pokes through the keyhole
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Old 30-05-2014, 23:14
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so much FILTH

i don't even know where to begin
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Old 30-05-2014, 23:16
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You'll feel at home then, sonia!!
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Old 30-05-2014, 23:23
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Unless it pokes through the keyhole
A thin one
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Old 30-05-2014, 23:24
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Good for picking locks
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Old 30-05-2014, 23:47
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Good for picking locks
I like a big lock I must admit
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Old 30-05-2014, 23:51
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Well oiled of course
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Old 31-05-2014, 00:06
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Well oiled of course
I has me WD 40 to hand
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Old 31-05-2014, 00:27
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I was watching the footy too Crazy.

You will feel sad about it, it's the norm. My youngest got so despondent and just kept plugging at it, she got a job in the end, only part time with studying but money in her pocket. You will do it, you have great skills
Thanks lovely xx
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Old 31-05-2014, 01:21
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An ageing old fart would be nearer the mark

Bollacks
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Old 31-05-2014, 01:23
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Sod off you

I'm sure Robert is a young Adonis on the quiet

Correct

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
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Old 31-05-2014, 02:08
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Just watched tonight's DIY SOS and cried a lot
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Old 31-05-2014, 09:00
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Morning folks
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Old 31-05-2014, 09:30
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Morning all peeps! Sunshine here in beeyoootiful Kent. What are we all up to, then? I think I am to drop the girls in town for the day which means if tis fine I'll be toiling in the garden for most of it.
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Old 31-05-2014, 10:56
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Just watched tonight's DIY SOS and cried a lot
The programs get to me too Crazy.

Good Morning all,

Been up since early and being useful playing games, drinking coffee, watching TV....heck that food looks good on Saturday Kitchen, I could just eat that
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Old 31-05-2014, 11:53
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Morning

still not shifting that underlying panic and those thoughts keep popping up. Although today I am getting annoyed by it which could be a good sign.
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Old 31-05-2014, 13:21
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Afternoon all

My sis is coming over soon YAY!
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Old 31-05-2014, 14:21
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Arternoon peeps! It's a fine day for scrubbing the mud off a tent and rolling around your garden trying to stuff the bugger back into its ridiculously tiny bag
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Old 31-05-2014, 14:40
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Arternoon peeps! It's a fine day for rolling around your garden trying to bugger
more FILTH!
I hink all this sun is making you FILTHIER!
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Old 31-05-2014, 15:33
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more FILTH!
I hink all this sun is making you FILTHIER!
They say hot weather makes you think of sex You altered my post!!
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