Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“With a dicky ticker maybe?
*plots*
”
“With a dicky ticker maybe?
*plots*
”
Is he well orf?
It's Mine... All Mine (Part 24)
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Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Not me ya lunatic nor Robert, my hips are fine
Me and Robert are youngISH and have won awards for our dancing prowess, I can chuck him over me shoulders like a piece of meat
”
“Not me ya lunatic nor Robert, my hips are fine
Me and Robert are youngISH and have won awards for our dancing prowess, I can chuck him over me shoulders like a piece of meat
”
I'm sure I've seen you both on Corrie, ................ are you both, Norris & Hayley ??
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Is he well orf?”
“Is he well orf?
”
Hmmmm, I could be minted and I don't mean lambs
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I'm sure I've seen you both on Corrie, ................ are you both, Norris & Hayley ??”
“I'm sure I've seen you both on Corrie, ................ are you both, Norris & Hayley ??
”
My God you've guessed about me sex change
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Hmmmm, I could be minted and I don't mean lambs
My God you've guessed about me sex change :o”
“Hmmmm, I could be minted and I don't mean lambs
My God you've guessed about me sex change :o
”
Oooer I hope there's a lock on your spare bedroom door
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oooer I hope there's a lock on your spare bedroom door”
“Oooer I hope there's a lock on your spare bedroom door
”
*shrieks laughing*
A lock avoids a cock
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“*shrieks laughing*
A lock avoids a cock”
“*shrieks laughing*
A lock avoids a cock
”
Unless it pokes through the keyhole
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“I was watching the footy too Crazy.
You will feel sad about it, it's the norm. My youngest got so despondent and just kept plugging at it, she got a job in the end, only part time with studying but money in her pocket. You will do it, you have great skills
”
“I was watching the footy too Crazy.
You will feel sad about it, it's the norm. My youngest got so despondent and just kept plugging at it, she got a job in the end, only part time with studying but money in her pocket. You will do it, you have great skills
”
Thanks lovely xx
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Sod off you
I'm sure Robert is a young Adonis on the quiet”
“Sod off you
I'm sure Robert is a young Adonis on the quiet
”
Correct
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
Morning all peeps! Sunshine here in beeyoootiful Kent. What are we all up to, then? I think I am to drop the girls in town for the day which means if tis fine I'll be toiling in the garden for most of it.
What are we all up to, then? I think I am to drop the girls in town for the day which means if tis fine I'll be toiling in the garden for most of it.
Originally Posted by CrazyLoop:
“Just watched tonight's DIY SOS and cried a lot”
“Just watched tonight's DIY SOS and cried a lot”
The programs get to me too Crazy.
Good Morning all,
Been up since early and being useful playing games, drinking coffee, watching TV....heck that food looks good on Saturday Kitchen, I could just eat that
Morning
still not shifting that underlying panic and those thoughts keep popping up. Although today I am getting annoyed by it which could be a good sign.
still not shifting that underlying panic and those thoughts keep popping up. Although today I am getting annoyed by it which could be a good sign.
Arternoon peeps! It's a fine day for scrubbing the mud off a tent and rolling around your garden trying to stuff the bugger back into its ridiculously tiny bag
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Arternoon peeps! It's a fine day for rolling around your garden trying to bugger”
“Arternoon peeps! It's a fine day for rolling around your garden trying to bugger”
more FILTH!
I hink all this sun is making you FILTHIER!
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“more FILTH!
I hink all this sun is making you FILTHIER!”
“more FILTH!
I hink all this sun is making you FILTHIER!”
They say hot weather makes you think of sex
You altered my post!! 
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