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Trivial things that annoy you about TV
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Centaurion
30-08-2014
CBS Reality, on shows like 48 Hours they never give you an update on what has happened since the 2 year old show was aired.

It would only take a minute.

Has the appeal succeded ?
Is he still on death row ?
Has the re-trial taken place ?

For viewers wondering re a recent episode , Ryan Ferguson's conviction was quashed in Nov. last year and he was released after serving 10 years of a 40 year sentence.
mikebuk
30-08-2014
Originally Posted by ftv:
“As featured in EE tonight for instance, surely the props people could put a few telephone directories in. And characters always have brand new suitcases even when they are supposed to be seasoned travellers.

Why are all the newspapers outside the corner shop in EE six weeks old ?

Why do people on TV buying cigarettes never mention the brand, it's always ''My usual please'' even when they've never been in the shop before.”

A pint of unspecific please.
Mr.Lavigne
30-08-2014
"Here's whats happening where you are" on the news is almost certainly not something that's happening where I am.
carnoch04
30-08-2014
Originally Posted by CherylFan:
“1. At the end of the national news, on the change to regional news, the national presenter says something like "and now the news where you are". Something insufferably patronising about it. "Where you are, the poor unfortunate wretches who don't live in London". Fiona Bruce and George Alaghia are the worst.
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They used to say "Now the news in your region" but that changed after Scots and Welsh devolution. They experimented with "Now the news in the regions and nations" but that was quickly dropped. Now they use "the news where you are" as a catch-all.
mikebuk
30-08-2014
On Good Morning Britain they do similar, coming on to tell us it's time for the news in the Granada region, I assume they do it for every other region too, making it necessary to pre-film them all.
EStaffs90
31-08-2014
Originally Posted by ftv:
“Why do people on TV buying cigarettes never mention the brand, it's always ''My usual please'' even when they've never been in the shop before.”

Maybe they fear that saying a brand of cigarette would be considered advertising - which has been illegal since 2005.
degsyhufc
31-08-2014
Originally Posted by mikebuk:
“On Good Morning Britain they do similar, coming on to tell us it's time for the news in the Granada region, I assume they do it for every other region too, making it necessary to pre-film them all.”

What is the Granada region?

I don't often watch ITV news but for some reason the other night I had it on and when it went to the local news it had stories from South Yorkshire and Blackburn!

I think it's weird enough for North East viewers on BBC getting news from Cumbria and North Yorkshire, never mind Blackburn!
mikebuk
01-09-2014
Originally Posted by degsyhufc:
“What is the Granada region?

I don't often watch ITV news but for some reason the other night I had it on and when it went to the local news it had stories from South Yorkshire and Blackburn!

I think it's weird enough for North East viewers on BBC getting news from Cumbria and North Yorkshire, never mind Blackburn!”

Lancashire, Greater Manchester, Merseyside and Cumbria areas. I know Cumbria isn't included with the other for BBC North West news though.
steves lass
02-09-2014
Cookery shows where the camera fixes on the cook's face when I want to see the procedure he is actually performing with the food! Or equally annoying, the camera pans down to the actual cooking but there is a soft-focus vase of flowers (or similar) in front of what is actually going on.
degsyhufc
02-09-2014
Presenters getting their family involved.


Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver have been guilty of this in their home food programmes.
Philip_Ashworth
02-09-2014
Originally Posted by MrsWatermelon:
“Waffle in quiz shows. "I know it's not a because blah blah blah... it might be b because blah blah blah... I think I'll go with c."”

But then Eggheads would de done in five minutes.
When a constestant gets something wrong on some and says "Oh, my husband/sister/best mate/etc is going to kill me for that" always strikes me as a very odd thing to say.
EStaffs90
03-09-2014
Every Wednesday, BBC One have a backdrop of *looks it up* Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry when they have the what's on now and next after the news.

Here's a newsflash for you, BBC One - not everybody watches The Great British Bake Off. And I'm one of them - hence me having to look up the presenters of it.
Kodaz
03-09-2014
Originally Posted by degsyhufc:
“What is the Granada region?”

It's an area in the south of Spain.

Originally Posted by mikebuk:
“On Good Morning Britain they do similar, coming on to tell us it's time for the news in the Granada region, I assume they do it for every other region too, making it necessary to pre-film them all.”

No, they don't; they simply announce it's time for the news in the Granada region to everyone in the United Kingdom.

Someone complained about this to them, and their response was "Those living outside the Granada region are third-rate godless scum who will burn in hell when the End Days come, and they don't deserve their own announcements."
Kodaz
03-09-2014
Originally Posted by james_W85:
“this also annoys me, the battle of Waterloo was before my time but I could tell you about it quite specific detail”

Indeed. It was before my time as well(!)... yet I could tell you that at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender. Oh yeah.

Originally Posted by Apple22over7:
“I saw some quiz once where the young lad had never heard of Abba”

That's inexcusable, and also explains his ignorance about the Battle of Waterloo.
WhyIsTVSoAwful
03-09-2014
Adverts that lead you into believing they've finished, but then start again

''blah blah *product* try it out now!'' *advert, music, everything ends, then: ''...and now, introducing some more things to keep you from your programme that little bit longer''

This is worse when the company has a catchphrase or slogan, which they use at the ending of both!
YaffiYuk
03-09-2014
Originally Posted by Kodaz:
“It's an area in the south of Spain.



No, they don't; they simply announce it's time for the news in the Granada region to everyone in the United Kingdom.

Someone complained about this to them, and their response was "Those living outside the Granada region are third-rate godless scum who will burn in hell when the End Days come, and they don't deserve their own announcements."”

Don't be a dick.
Sibeber
03-09-2014
Watching reruns of What ever happened to the Likely lads and I notice in the pub scenes they are drinking flat beer from beer mugs with handles ...in the North East beer has never been served in beer mugs and always had a creamy head.
degsyhufc
04-09-2014
Originally Posted by Sibeber:
“Watching reruns of What ever happened to the Likely lads and I notice in the pub scenes they are drinking flat beer from beer mugs with handles ...in the North East beer has never been served in beer mugs and always had a creamy head.”

Locals around here, even the Wetherspoons have served ale/beer in mugs.
degsyhufc
04-09-2014
John Barrowman putting on a Scottish accent when talking to Scottish people and then going back to American when talking to a non-Scot or addressing the viewers.
WhyIsTVSoAwful
04-09-2014
Originally Posted by degsyhufc:
“John Barrowman.”

Fixed that for you...
EStaffs90
04-09-2014
Originally Posted by degsyhufc:
“John Barrowman putting on a Scottish accent when talking to Scottish people and then going back to American when talking to a non-Scot or addressing the viewers.”

As a result of this: I wonder if his head exploded when trying to decide whether to do his Scottish accent or his American one for his part of the Opening Ceremony of the Commonwealth Games (as, although it was in Glasgow, he was address both Scots and non-Scots).
boksbox
04-09-2014
Originally Posted by degsyhufc:
“John Barrowman putting on a Scottish accent when talking to Scottish people and then going back to American when talking to a non-Scot or addressing the viewers.”

I thought it was Canadian
Kodaz
04-09-2014
Originally Posted by YaffiYuk:
“Don't be a dick.”

You sound grumpy, I guess you don't live in God's own country, the Granada region.

Mind you, if I knew I was going to hell for all eternity because I lived in the ITV Yorkshire area, I'd be grumpy too.
mike65
04-09-2014
Next on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc
Kodaz
04-09-2014
Originally Posted by WhyIsTVSoAwful:
“Adverts that lead you into believing they've finished, but then start again

''blah blah *product* try it out now!'' *advert, music, everything ends, then: ''...and now, introducing some more things to keep you from your programme that little bit longer''

This is worse when the company has a catchphrase or slogan, which they use at the ending of both!”

Has anyone *ever* been inspired- or even favourably inclined towards the company- by one of those corporate slogans (of the type that would normally appear beneath the logo in print).

For example, Sony's is "Make.Believe". (*) You know that some w****rs at an agency got paid silly money to come up with that . Note its oh-so-wannabe-clever wordplay that's sort of saying "make believe" and "Make." and "Believe." You can practically feel the cocaine-fuelled smugness from the agency "creatives" coming off that one.

Doesn't do **** for me- ironically, it actually distracts from and cheapens the brand name, IMHO.

Hitachi has "Inspire the Next". Vague, cod-inspiral, vapid, pseudo-grammatical garbage that I doubt anyone has ever given a t**s about.

They are- as you say- even weirder and more annoying, when they're read out in a standard "tacked on" manner at the end of the advert.

Feel free to add other bland, smug corporate slogans that you hate yourself

Despite not being a fan of Apple, the "Think Different" slogan a while back at least justified its existence from a commerce point of view by getting attention and promoting their customers' favoured view of themselves as being not quite mainstream (at least back when they used it, since that was in the pre "every man and his dog owns an iPod"- and later, iPhone- eras).

But most slogans? Pointless, self-aggrandising corporate drivel.

(*) Edit; the good news is that they apparently dropped "make.believe" just recently. (Yay!) The bad news is that the new slogan is "BE MOVED". (Yawn, plus ca change, etc etc..)
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