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Old 29-04-2014, 17:47
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Yes... Snivelling Sargent Windass in Manchester...
And he wasn't even crying...

He looked like he was heading to Deansgate Locks with some random guy...
Probably an ex squaddie and they were off to one of the many bars to commemorate Quenneh (clink)...

But ladies (and a few certain gents)... I had to look at his arse as he waltzed past me as I've seen it mentioned on here a few times that it is supposedly great...

I hate to disappoint you... but I have seen better arses on a starved baboon that's been dead for a week...

Now I am not an aficionado on Mens behinds by no means but there was nothing there... It was flatter than a flat thing that's been flattened to death then put through a mangle...

Just thought I would share this with you...
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Old 29-04-2014, 17:49
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He was probably off to build a replica of the sistine chapel for 20 quid cash in hand, if he could ever stop crying behind sofas.
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Old 29-04-2014, 17:58
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You lucky *****er
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:07
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Did you not give him a good toecapping while you had the chance, Charley? I would've. Give him something to snivel about like.

At very least I would've told him what his mam's been up to try and save his sorry flat @rse. He'd have jumped straight into Deansgate Locks, snivelling all the way.
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:26
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:32
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I don't believe you about his arse. His arse is a joy to behold and I would like to beholding it!
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:35
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I never get to see any CS stars when I'm in Manchester ><
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:37
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I don't believe you about his arse. His arse is a joy to behold and I would like to beholding it!
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:38
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Not sure he'd be commemorating Quinny, he only met him for 5 minutes down the recruitment office.
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:42
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I never get to see any CS stars when I'm in Manchester ><
I've met Chris Fountain before and I'm not in Manchester either nor did I meet him in Manchester.
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:49
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We're desperate Charley

The fact that is arse doesn't step up is a blinder. Gonna have to do Jasons now..
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:51
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More importantly, did he have wind up his ass?
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:54
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I've met Chris Fountain before and I'm not in Manchester either nor did I meet him in Manchester.
Oooh where did you meet him?
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:56
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Oooh where did you meet him?
At a night club in Ireland. He's very attractive
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:58
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I saw Lauren Branning on a train once... her arse is also as fantastic as on screen
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Old 29-04-2014, 18:59
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At a night club in Ireland. He's very attractive


^ sums it up
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Old 29-04-2014, 19:02
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I saw Lauren Branning on a train once... her arse is also as fantastic as on screen
I hope you managed not to break the terms of the injunction
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Old 29-04-2014, 19:20
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I worked with Fiz cutting down lumber in a forest once, she was the chargehand on account of her already having all the correct shirts.

When one tree was misjudged and fell killing seven blokes, she said "Awwww" in that voice she does, which meant a lot to the fellas families at the time.

Afterwards she refused to have anything to do with that said tree though, apparently fuming because it didn't tell her it was going to kill seven blokes.

As far as lumberjacks arses go, she had one that'd put any builder's crack to shame - it's where I used to park my bicycle each day.
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Old 30-04-2014, 07:50
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Old 30-04-2014, 08:38
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Look at that sculpted cheek cleavage
Sorry guys but from what I saw yesterday that must be one of those false backsides...
Either that or rolled up bog paper...
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Old 30-04-2014, 22:09
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I think Mikey North is kind of cute
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Old 30-04-2014, 22:58
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I saw Ashley Peacock in Manchester a few years ago.. strolling past with his mates
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Old 30-04-2014, 23:07
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I once saw Sophie Lawrence and Nick Berry. Where are they now?
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Old 01-05-2014, 00:10
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I saw Stuart Blackburn after the awards night, he was standing outside the best hotel in town, having a fag.
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Old 01-05-2014, 09:29
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I once saw the late Fred Feast who played Fred Gee in CS in a newsagents in Scarborough.
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