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Sonia TOLD Martin she was buying a new top!!! |
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Sonia TOLD Martin she was buying a new top!!!
So Martin should have been walking aroused all day apparently, panting with anticipation about this?
L-O-FECKING-L!!! Who writes this stuff?
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So Martin should have been walking aroused all day apparently, panting with anticipation about this?
L-O-FECKING-L!!! Who writes this stuff? ![]() |
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I bet Martin was soo excited when he saw the pic, 'ooh sexy Sonia in her new top posing in a greasy cafe, sexyyyyy'
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Maybe his mates had bought nicer new tops.
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I bet Martin was soo excited when he saw the pic, 'ooh sexy Sonia in her new top posing in a greasy cafe, sexyyyyy'
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It was a hideous top. No wonder he prefers to go out without her.
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Was it from Bianca's stall?
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Lol it was so cringeworthy - especially cause it's in a cafe :P
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Sonia should go to kat if she wants some advice about getting attention
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I bet Martin was soo excited when he saw the pic, 'ooh sexy Sonia in her new top posing in a greasy cafe, sexyyyyy'
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So I was at work today planning a night out with my mates, when my wife called - only it wasn't my wife
Some woman was on the other end of the phone banging on about my wifes tits. I told her where to shove it and got back to work.5 minutes later, I decide I should probably ditch the lads for one night and go out with her instead, to the only posh restaurant within one road of our house, as per usual. Then I get a picture message - thankfully from the wife this time, only it looked like she'd fashioned my mums old curtains into some sort of cloak ![]() Think it's time I traded her in and kicked her out - she can go and live with the family she hasn't seen or called in the best part of 5 years. |
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I thought that the Sonia and Tina stuff was a little heavy tonight and kind of took the gloss off what would have been a good episode for me. Her thing with Martin just isn't grabbing my imagination and the whole thing about Martin being so nasty not getting excited over Sonia's new top just didn't set right with me, a personal low point of an okay episode.
Edit- JB's post above is the funniest post I've ever seen on here, amazing ![]() ![]()
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It would have all been the more believable if Tina suggested they went to ann summers or something to get some sexy underwear to impress Martin lol. Sonia still a young women even better still you would think she would have the brains to think up something like getting sexy underwear for Martin.
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Why wear a new top when working in a smelly greasy spoon cafe?
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Maybe his mates had bought nicer new tops.
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Martin obviously has better taste than Sonia. He actually stood her up to go out with his mates he was that repulsed by her top!
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So I was at work today planning a night out with my mates, when my wife called - only it wasn't my wife
Some woman was on the other end of the phone banging on about my wifes tits. I told her where to shove it and got back to work.5 minutes later, I decide I should probably ditch the lads for one night and go out with her instead, to the only posh restaurant within one road of our house, as per usual. Then I get a picture message - thankfully from the wife this time, only it looked like she'd fashioned my mums old curtains into some sort of cloak ![]() Think it's time I traded her in and kicked her out - she can go and live with the family she hasn't seen or called in the best part of 5 years. |
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This entire thread has me howling with laughter.
Next time I'm pissed off with someone bailing on me, I'm going to use this excuse. I bought a brand new top for this night out!!! |
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Hi Martin, I'm Sonia off Eastenders, just doing this now, buying a new top
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So I was at work today planning a night out with my mates, when my wife called - only it wasn't my wife
Some woman was on the other end of the phone banging on about my wifes tits. I told her where to shove it and got back to work.5 minutes later, I decide I should probably ditch the lads for one night and go out with her instead, to the only posh restaurant within one road of our house, as per usual. Then I get a picture message - thankfully from the wife this time, only it looked like she'd fashioned my mums old curtains into some sort of cloak ![]() Think it's time I traded her in and kicked her out - she can go and live with the family she hasn't seen or called in the best part of 5 years. All joking aside, we know Sonia hasn't told him about the Gene test (I imagine it even happening as he'd have asked for the results) so she's keeping stuff from him, he probably senses something is wrong and doesn't know what so might be frustrated and confused. Plus, for all we know she is being a right mardy cow at home. We're only getting sonia's side on this and we know from the last marriage break up (05) that she can be every bit as difficult and contrary as him. |
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I need to see this top but can't be bothered watching this episode, has anyone screen capped it?
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So I was at work today planning a night out with my mates, when my wife called - only it wasn't my wife
Some woman was on the other end of the phone banging on about my wifes tits. I told her where to shove it and got back to work.5 minutes later, I decide I should probably ditch the lads for one night and go out with her instead, to the only posh restaurant within one road of our house, as per usual. Then I get a picture message - thankfully from the wife this time, only it looked like she'd fashioned my mums old curtains into some sort of cloak ![]() Think it's time I traded her in and kicked her out - she can go and live with the family she hasn't seen or called in the best part of 5 years.
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I need to see this top but can't be bothered watching this episode, has anyone screen capped it?
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Sorry I haven't but it looks like something Pat would've worn. It's shiny, gaudy and coloured gold with darker patterns on it. Truly horrible.
It was like even uglier version of Phil's jungle wallpaper made into a top with shiny stuff on it.
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That top was beautiful!
Martin missed out.Martin's loss is Tina's gain. |
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I need to see this top but can't be bothered watching this episode, has anyone screen capped it?
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Some woman was on the other end of the phone banging on about my wifes tits. I told her where to shove it and got back to work.
Martin missed out.