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Old 29-04-2014, 22:35
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So Martin should have been walking aroused all day apparently, panting with anticipation about this?

L-O-FECKING-L!!!

Who writes this stuff?
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:38
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So Martin should have been walking aroused all day apparently, panting with anticipation about this?

L-O-FECKING-L!!!

Who writes this stuff?
I know it's stupid it's an ugly top as well 😂
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:40
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I bet Martin was soo excited when he saw the pic, 'ooh sexy Sonia in her new top posing in a greasy cafe, sexyyyyy'
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:41
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Maybe his mates had bought nicer new tops.
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:43
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I bet Martin was soo excited when he saw the pic, 'ooh sexy Sonia in her new top posing in a greasy cafe, sexyyyyy'
It would have all been the more believable if Tina suggested they went to ann summers or something to get some sexy underwear to impress Martin lol. Sonia still a young women even better still you would think she would have the brains to think up something like getting sexy underwear for Martin.
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:43
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It was a hideous top. No wonder he prefers to go out without her.
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:45
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Was it from Bianca's stall?
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:47
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Lol it was so cringeworthy - especially cause it's in a cafe :P
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:49
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Sonia should go to kat if she wants some advice about getting attention
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:51
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I bet Martin was soo excited when he saw the pic, 'ooh sexy Sonia in her new top posing in a greasy cafe, sexyyyyy'
Why wear a new top when working in a smelly greasy spoon cafe?
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:53
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So I was at work today planning a night out with my mates, when my wife called - only it wasn't my wife Some woman was on the other end of the phone banging on about my wifes tits. I told her where to shove it and got back to work.

5 minutes later, I decide I should probably ditch the lads for one night and go out with her instead, to the only posh restaurant within one road of our house, as per usual. Then I get a picture message - thankfully from the wife this time, only it looked like she'd fashioned my mums old curtains into some sort of cloak

Think it's time I traded her in and kicked her out - she can go and live with the family she hasn't seen or called in the best part of 5 years.
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Old 29-04-2014, 22:56
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I thought that the Sonia and Tina stuff was a little heavy tonight and kind of took the gloss off what would have been a good episode for me. Her thing with Martin just isn't grabbing my imagination and the whole thing about Martin being so nasty not getting excited over Sonia's new top just didn't set right with me, a personal low point of an okay episode.

Edit- JB's post above is the funniest post I've ever seen on here, amazing
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Old 29-04-2014, 23:01
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It would have all been the more believable if Tina suggested they went to ann summers or something to get some sexy underwear to impress Martin lol. Sonia still a young women even better still you would think she would have the brains to think up something like getting sexy underwear for Martin.
Yes, that would have been more believable. Sonia needs to start taking seduction tips from someone else. They are trying to make Martin is the bad one, and the reason Sonia has turned to Tina for comfort is because of Martin.

Why wear a new top when working in a smelly greasy spoon cafe?
Martins lucky day, his wife in a brand new top and her smelling like a greasy cafe when she comes home to seduce him.
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Old 29-04-2014, 23:16
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Maybe his mates had bought nicer new tops.
That wouldn't be hard. It really was rather a hideous top! Also, why did she wear it all day in a greasy spoon? Could she not have changed just before her date so it didn't stink of bacon butties? Though I guess her hair still will so.....
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Old 29-04-2014, 23:20
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Martin obviously has better taste than Sonia. He actually stood her up to go out with his mates he was that repulsed by her top!
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:04
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So I was at work today planning a night out with my mates, when my wife called - only it wasn't my wife Some woman was on the other end of the phone banging on about my wifes tits. I told her where to shove it and got back to work.

5 minutes later, I decide I should probably ditch the lads for one night and go out with her instead, to the only posh restaurant within one road of our house, as per usual. Then I get a picture message - thankfully from the wife this time, only it looked like she'd fashioned my mums old curtains into some sort of cloak

Think it's time I traded her in and kicked her out - she can go and live with the family she hasn't seen or called in the best part of 5 years.
Proper laughed it at this thanks for that, had a really rubbish day!
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:05
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This entire thread has me howling with laughter.

Next time I'm pissed off with someone bailing on me, I'm going to use this excuse. I bought a brand new top for this night out!!!
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:12
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Hi Martin, I'm Sonia off Eastenders, just doing this now, buying a new top
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:13
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So I was at work today planning a night out with my mates, when my wife called - only it wasn't my wife Some woman was on the other end of the phone banging on about my wifes tits. I told her where to shove it and got back to work.

5 minutes later, I decide I should probably ditch the lads for one night and go out with her instead, to the only posh restaurant within one road of our house, as per usual. Then I get a picture message - thankfully from the wife this time, only it looked like she'd fashioned my mums old curtains into some sort of cloak

Think it's time I traded her in and kicked her out - she can go and live with the family she hasn't seen or called in the best part of 5 years.
Rarely has something been so accurately (and funnily) summed up. One might also add, I now know this top will smell of Greasy Spoon as well as her hair and why does she expect me to be there all the time whe she's not had my tea on the table for weeks as she's always at her bloody Mums!!!!

All joking aside, we know Sonia hasn't told him about the Gene test (I imagine it even happening as he'd have asked for the results) so she's keeping stuff from him, he probably senses something is wrong and doesn't know what so might be frustrated and confused. Plus, for all we know she is being a right mardy cow at home. We're only getting sonia's side on this and we know from the last marriage break up (05) that she can be every bit as difficult and contrary as him.
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:14
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I need to see this top but can't be bothered watching this episode, has anyone screen capped it?
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:15
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So I was at work today planning a night out with my mates, when my wife called - only it wasn't my wife Some woman was on the other end of the phone banging on about my wifes tits. I told her where to shove it and got back to work.

5 minutes later, I decide I should probably ditch the lads for one night and go out with her instead, to the only posh restaurant within one road of our house, as per usual. Then I get a picture message - thankfully from the wife this time, only it looked like she'd fashioned my mums old curtains into some sort of cloak

Think it's time I traded her in and kicked her out - she can go and live with the family she hasn't seen or called in the best part of 5 years.
I would like to read more of Martins diary. Could you please tell him to post more of his antics with Sonia to DS!
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:23
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I need to see this top but can't be bothered watching this episode, has anyone screen capped it?
Sorry I haven't but it looks like something Pat would've worn. It's shiny, gaudy and coloured gold with darker patterns on it. Truly horrible.
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:26
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Sorry I haven't but it looks like something Pat would've worn. It's shiny, gaudy and coloured gold with darker patterns on it. Truly horrible.
Not even Pat would have worn that It was like even uglier version of Phil's jungle wallpaper made into a top with shiny stuff on it.
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:27
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That top was beautiful! Martin missed out.

Martin's loss is Tina's gain.
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Old 30-04-2014, 00:34
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I need to see this top but can't be bothered watching this episode, has anyone screen capped it?
Not easily but a pair of old patterned curtains with some sparkly ribbon sewed along both sides of the (badly fitting) v neck is about the best way I ca describe it.
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