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Old 30-04-2014, 00:58
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This new story line with Bernice...

For some strange reason I am getting quite horny every time I see Bernice on screen...

Oh God... kill me now...
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Old 30-04-2014, 01:57
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You are not alone, friend. You are not alone.
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Old 30-04-2014, 05:00
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If I was Andy I'd have her cuffed to the bed and no messing about.

Or be giving her the mother of all massages on that massage table, myself lol.
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Old 30-04-2014, 06:09
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There is something quite sexy about Bernice. She has a nice figure.
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Old 30-04-2014, 08:42
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You are not alone, friend. You are not alone.
Phew... Thank fook for that...

I was nearly off to the loony bin with Zac later today to have my head felt...
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Old 30-04-2014, 08:47
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Phew... Thank fook for that...

I was nearly off to the loony bin with Zac later today to have my head felt...
LOL.

Nope you're definitely not the only one - Bernice is one foxy woman.
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Old 30-04-2014, 09:19
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Bernice is as hot as a hot thing that has a degree in hotness for the university of HOT .. to coin a phrase.

even her kookiness is strangely hot.

ahem....
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Old 30-04-2014, 10:52
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Bernice "can't get a boyfriend" is much more attractive than many of the other slappers that populate Emmerdale. Charity? Debbie? Megan? Chas? Val?

Pity the up-coming link-up with Andy is risible.
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Old 30-04-2014, 11:00
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She's a nice looking woman. She's just extremely childish and annoying.
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Old 30-04-2014, 11:04
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she wears horrible lipstick though, makes her look like shes been drinking blood!
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Old 30-04-2014, 11:14
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She's a nice looking woman. She's just extremely childish and annoying.
I agree with this, she's really spoiled and self centred no wonder she can't make a relationship work!!....oh dear, that's why I can't make a relationship either, does that mean I am Bernice?
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Old 30-04-2014, 11:31
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Bernice "can't get a boyfriend" is much more attractive than many of the other slappers that populate Emmerdale. Charity? Debbie? Megan? Chas? Val?

Pity the up-coming link-up with Andy is risible.
Why do you think Megan is a slapper? From what I remember the only blokes she's been with are Carl King (and he was killed in October 2012) and Jai Sharma now. That hardly makes her a slapper.
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Old 30-04-2014, 13:31
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I agree with this, she's really spoiled and self centred no wonder she can't make a relationship work!!....oh dear, that's why I can't make a relationship either, does that mean I am Bernice?
Ummmm... I don't believe there was any mention of relationships
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Old 30-04-2014, 13:45
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She's a nice looking woman. She's just extremely childish and annoying.
The "childish" bit is all part of Bernice and she wouldn't be the same if she wasn't like that.
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Old 30-04-2014, 13:54
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I agree with this, she's really spoiled and self centred no wonder she can't make a relationship work!!....oh dear, that's why I can't make a relationship either, does that mean I am Bernice?
No, you can't be as bad as Bernice. It's all part of her charm - I love the fact she's really and genuinely funny (especially with Nico and Jimmy but even by herself which is rare), and that people can relate to her - even though she's a bit strange.

Whilst watching one just cant help but root for her - great character.

All of these factors make her very attractive in my eyes - a real woman, who'd teach the young stallion Andy, a thing or three lol. She was funny eyeing him up - hasn't she ever noticed him before?

Wondering where all this came from - totally out of the blue. Like Kerry said though - they are stepbrother / stepsister or something like that - it would be adopted though, so it shouldn't stop them lol.
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Old 30-04-2014, 13:54
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she wears horrible lipstick though, makes her look like shes been drinking blood!
Some of us like red lipstick
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Old 30-04-2014, 14:03
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No one should ever be embarrassed about fancying Bernice. She's lovely!
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Old 30-04-2014, 14:12
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Ummmm... I don't believe there was any mention of relationships
You're as shallow as a Saharan camel's puddle of pee.
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Old 30-04-2014, 14:22
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Some of us like red lipstick
i know, I like wearing red lipstick myself however Bernice's is dark brown
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Old 30-04-2014, 14:22
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You're as shallow as a Saharan camel's puddle of pee.


Mods! OldAndjaded keeps following me around and insulting me


Its not the shallow part I object to so much as the puddle of camel's pee
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Old 30-04-2014, 15:25
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Mods! OldAndjaded keeps following me around and insulting me


Its not the shallow part I object to so much as the puddle of camel's pee
Bahahahahaha!!

OK, if you really want me to stop stalking you, I will.

Think carefully before you answer - you'll never get this much attention again.
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Old 30-04-2014, 15:48
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Bahahahahaha!!

OK, if you really want me to stop stalking you, I will.

Think carefully before you answer - you'll never get this much attention again.
hmmmm..... I shall give it all due consideration and get back to you I can't help but feel you'd make me pay in some other way though
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Old 30-04-2014, 22:05
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Enjoy her people!
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Old 30-04-2014, 22:33
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she wears horrible lipstick though, makes her look like shes been drinking blood!
I agree with this. Did anyone notice after her dalliance with Andy her lipstick had come off. IMO she looked much better.
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Old 30-04-2014, 23:18
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I had to Laugh when Kerry said that she cant see Andy going for Bernice when even she didn't stand a chance. Was she saying that she is better looking than Bernice and even she couldn't hang on to Andy LOL
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