Just popped into ALDI and because it was late they were shelfstacking with lots of boxes around and one girl kicked a empty box and it went infront of a guy who almost tipped over it.
I had a little giggle. She was apologising profusely. He looked embarrassed becuase he stumbled.
Good luck it wasn't in the US as he'd be suing her and the store
When someone goes up to my cat saying "Oh isn't he gorgeous" as they go to pet him. He gives them his don't you f...... dare look then lashes out at them. He catches people out all the time, even the ones who know him well. Yep I am evil. Its quite funny though.
The way some people act like you're ruining their night for not drinking. People who need other people to consume an addictive drug to help them enjoy their night are surely the awkward ones...
When people hum along or tap their feet to a catchy song by a music act they previously made a big fuss of hating (for example One Direction's Story of My Life)
That 'sliding fringe' haircut that seems to be mandatory for fat, common, loudmouth women on benefits - how they evidently seem to think it's 'glam'. I might be wrong but I think Jade Goody started it off that year she was racist on Big Brother.
Oh, YT vids of course!! Whenever I want a pick-me-up laugh I'll gravitate towards the 'Channing Show fail' video. Sometimes I even indulge myself with one of the remixes that re-loops the moment of impact multiple times
It's probably quite cruel of me but I always (silently) giggle when I see a women out and about who clearly regrets picking the shoes they're wearing, especially if it's first thing in the morning. I don't feel guilty about it though as I've done it myself plenty of times