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Old 06-05-2014, 20:01
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From Cora and Stan.

How long until people start seriously believing that not only is Cora the mother of Sharon, but that Stan is the mother of Tanya and rainie?
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Old 06-05-2014, 20:03
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and stan is a big rapist, of course. You always hear about the crime down in London up in Scotland.
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Old 06-05-2014, 20:15
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and stan is a big rapist, of course. You always hear about the crime down in London up in Scotland.
We've already had Stan is Carly and Deano's father and /or Shirley is Mick's mother.
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Old 06-05-2014, 20:18
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We've already had Stan is Carly and Deano's father and /or Shirley is Mick's mother.
So Stan done a Josef Fritzl on Shirley to make Mick?

If so, Mick should say that one quote from Grand Theft Auto 3

"MY MOTHERS MY SISTER!"
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Old 06-05-2014, 20:19
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and stan is a big rapist, of course. You always hear about the crime down in London up in Scotland.
They need a new rapist to replace Derek
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Old 06-05-2014, 20:21
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They need a new rapist to replace Derek
Gotta keep those equality figures up... "gay people, check. muslim people, check. young and old people, check. rapist, check."
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Old 06-05-2014, 20:24
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Gotta keep those equality figures up... "gay people, check. muslim people, check. young and old people, check. rapist, check."
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Old 06-05-2014, 20:49
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How long before we get the 'OMG, Dean and Mick look really similar..'
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Old 06-05-2014, 20:58
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From Cora and Stan.

How long until people start seriously believing that not only is Cora the mother of Sharon, but that Stan is the mother of Tanya and rainie?
Just to point out that stan is a man so how the hell can he be Tanya and rainie mum
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Old 06-05-2014, 23:45
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How can Cora be Sharon's mum? Sharon met her real mum and it wasn't Cora.
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Old 06-05-2014, 23:49
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How can Cora be Sharon's mum? Sharon met her real mum and it wasn't Cora.
because Cora was in witness protection at the time and the woman that Sharon met was just a police officer undercover to keep Sharon at bay and away from her actually finding Cora.
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:29
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Just to point out that stan is a man so how the hell can he be Tanya and rainie mum
Simple, Stan had gender reassignment But yeah, this thread is a light-hearted poke at the crazy conspiracy theories we can come up with here based on minimal evidence - the only one I have bought into so far was that Derek raped Michael that one time in the gym, and that was based on contextual evidence along with inferred happenings
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