Ideal weather for a barbecue and I've just been invited to one at my brother's house around the corner.

It certainly is, we had one yesterday and another one planned for today, got to make the most of the weather

Morning all.


"The new Act states that a dog does not have to bite to be deemed dangerous – a person can simply feel that the dog may injure them"

So, If i "have a feeling" that Mootle's Blossom is going to attack me even if she has never so much as snarled in her life Moots can be slung into jail for five years? *biggest eye rolling thingy in the world*

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ors-homes.html

We got CL a chimenea thing for his birthday, and he's planning on putting a barbecue rack on it. I'm not sure how that is going to work. or how we are going to keep the dogs away from it, but he seems happy enough.

I love the look of chimeneas and have often toyed with the idea of getting one for a bit of warmth when needed outside but haven't a clue what they are like for cooking in but cant see why some sort of rack wont do the job. Wont the heat from the chimenea put the dogs off getting too near or are they made of hardier stuff

Pippin is not the sharpest tool in the box.

oh dear lol

twas black corduroy - I gave it to my neice when I got too fat to wear it

Ejaculating dog????

saying it as it is is rubbish, when it happens to be what a self obsessed, tactless young woman thinks it is as it is, when it actually isn't.


if what you say is going to upset people, you would be better off not saying it



aaawwww.love it!

ah BAH!!!!

actually it WAS quite pleasant sitting outside in the shade..

the worlsd is going mad.

You probably think I am making this up, but a couple of series ago on BOTS they had a puppet dog who would ejaculate over the audience when he was stimulated by Pete Burns.

Evening Honey.:+))))))))))))))))))

It will show dog owners how little control they actually have over their dogs, the country is overrun with dogs now, never seen so many in my life.

A lot of people who pass down my road have to cross over to get pass others with dogs because they would fight if they came into contact.


Evening Moots.:+)))))))))))))))))

If telling someone the truth upsets them, thats their problem isn't it?
Surely telling them lies is never going to help them.

I am not sure how anyone just "imagining" my little Nobby savaging them is going to show anything.
Why are we celebrating and encouraging ignorance and irrational phobias?
Obviously it is outrageous if people dont take precautions to stop their dog getting loose and biting postmen (even on their own property) but if a well behaved and placid dog is lying in the hallway doing nothing and the postman "feels threatened" its him that wants locking up not the dog owner.



I wish people would stop their dogs fighting. Our Gretel was badly injured by a pitbull once.
We cross over when another dog is coming but it isnt because Gretel is a danger, she's as soft as anything, but we dont know if the other dog is vicious or not, and I expect they think the same. It is a shame we have to do it because it teaches them to be scared of other dogs, (and children if you pull them away and vice versa)



Its only a problem for them if you open your big gob for no reason. We dont have to give a running commentary of our thoughts.

Hilarious prank? Gee whiz! Is it just me or this as unfunny as can be?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ous-prank.html


(Makes a change from Chantelle crossing the road, I admit)

He's not going to feel threatened by a quiet dog lying down is he.

My O/H is scared of dogs as she was bitten when a young girl.

It's unlikely a negative opinion would be given unless an opinion was asked for.

This cat can climb a glass door, can yours?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi2TQk4gC_Y

Some people are terrified of dogs whatever they are doing and however small they are unfortunately, and it is understandable if someone has been bitten, but why should responsible owners be penalised if their dog has done nothing wrong?

Oh yes. I agree with that. If someone asks an opinion tell the truth as kindly as possible.

I expect they could if it had a stick on film like that one!

We just laughed our heads off

The “hilarity” passed me by, too.

I thought you might.


Hicky, it has only just occurred to me but if you and Mrs (saint) Hicky are frightened/disgusted/want to destroy all dogs with a machine gun, what on earth made you buy a house right opposite a fabulous park?

I have an admission of guilt! We went The Ev last night for one drink (it was just for a nightcap after me mates 50th party) it was completely souless, we hated it with a passion, few redeeming features.

There were only 8 people in there, never again

BUT Paddy's place is opening up soon next door so we'll christen it together.

Gonna log off in a mo, see you tomorrow at the open mic xxxxxx.


*waves to Hicky and Gemo if you are still here*

havent heard any6ne say a g66d th5ng ab64t 5t yet. 6h n6. y 3a*t6* has g6ne b6n2ers aga5n!

Translation after turning it off and punching it... I havent heard anyone say a good thing about it yet. Oh no my laptop has gone bonkers again.

One of the problems with dogs, apart from them being wild animals, is that you can't tell what they might do, as many people can tell you.
The favorite saying is, It's never bitten anyone before, well i don't care about that fact, it might bite me and it might not, with a lot of animals in the wild i can say, it probably will attack me,

Oh, has it got film on the glass, couldn't see it tearing?


We don't go in the park, it must be 2 feet deep in crap, we moved here for the school.
The park must be used by all dog walkers for miles around.

I would bring a law out that restricted all dogs to be owned by a few societies in the country.
For the Blind, for Police protection and detection purposes, drug detection, security purposes in government sensitive buildings, and any other special purpose that slipped my mind.

But as a pet, no, like ownership of most wild animals is being outlawed, if they can't be in the wild then thats because humans have driven them out but it doesn't say they have to be caged.

Yes you are right. Sometimes animals can bite seemingly out of the blue, often if they are ill. So why would someone be prosecuted for something unforeseeable? It would be like jailing someone if the steering failed on their well maintained car and it crashed into a building or people.
We take reasonable risks. People are dangerous too. Statistically MORE dangerous, and we dont usually lock up people who might become violent.

Not tearing. I dont think it would have to but it seems to have "waves" visible at one part. Anyway, it wouldn't be possible to climb up smooth glass.


HAHAHA the "two feet deep in crap made me laugh.
Every time I go to the shops i have to dodge around a trail of dogdirt. It must be the size of horse and it very obviously isn't taken out enough because it cant make it to the field.
you can see that the owner tries to drag it along while it dollops because there is a trail of dirt and wee. I have no idea why they dont take it out more and clean it up, or at the very least drag it just as far as the gutter.
The other weird thing is that the dollop is red. Like that builders brick stuff, so people think it is cement and walk straight through it. What causes bricky dogdirt?

People are increasingly being taken off the streets for acting as though they could turn violent, mainly through drink, i admit,

But i think we are far too lenient with violent persons.

A cat has to use either claws out or claws in mode, claws out would surely rip any plastic on glass with the weight of a cat.

Red doggie dirt can only mean it has internal bleeding or else it has eaten red food, maybe beetroot.

I think cats claws would rip it quite quickly, but they dont need to go in deep.

It isnt a bleeding sort of red. It is exactly like powdered brick. Terracotta.