I did deliberately entitle this Toad not Todd, because that's what he reminds me of. That puffy cheeked, smug grin of his give me the bloomin' creeps. And why do he and Marcus constantly march up and down the street? Where are they going or where have they been? Do neither of them work anymore? Grabbing each other and kissing in every scene is completely inappropriate, gay or straight. Would that really happen in real life? I know loads and loads of gay couples and have never ever had to witness slobbery kisses in the pub at teatime. Yes, Corrie, we know they are the new street couple, but we don't have to be led by the hand to take it in.




He does look a bit like one!! 