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Eastenders Ep Thread 22/5/14 - Phils flowing follicles finally face the chop


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Old 22-05-2014, 11:58
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Welcome to tonight's Eastenders Episode Thread everybody And my first attempt at one, so bare with me.

In this episode, the moment we have all been waiting for has finally arrived - Phil Mitchell is going to a barbershop No longer will we have to put up with his flowing locks stealing every scene, or Denny throwing jealous, biscuit-fueled rages that his step-daddy's bowl haircut is bigger than his.

Here's what's in store tonight folks, though I fear the copy/paste button didn't get the exact spoiler wording right

Episode Synopsis:
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Next up, I thought we'd take a look at the many haircuts of Phil Mitchell through the nineties, noughties, and today - Because he's worth it

1. The 'BoJo' - Later made famous and named after the Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, a little known fact that the Mayor of Walford, Phil Mitchell, was actually the first to pioneer this bouncy blonde number in the nineties:

http://imgur.com/vUUMaUv

2. Big Pub Landlord Hair - Little Phil Mitchell learnt the pub trade from his larger than life mother, so it's no surprise that he takes tips from her in everything - from how to throw a party, to this voluminous, sassy do:

http://imgur.com/xBQVWgD

3. Will you get me to the church on time? - There wasn't a dry eye in the house when Phil decided to marry his one true love in the mid-noughties. Though his stylist made him run several hours late, no one can deny that the wait was worth it for this blonde beauty. But what on Earth are these lovebirds arguing about?! :

http://imgur.com/3wPc8oW

4. The 'Rough and Ready' look - In 2012, Phil went undercover to find his AWOL step-son Ian. A true method actor, he took to the streets and left no trolley unturned in his hunt for his favourite weasel. Can you spot the difference:

http://imgur.com/EaYlrjg

That concludes the Phil Mitchell Summer 2014 lookbook everybody - For bonus points, I didn't photoshop one of these images, but can you guess which one!

Cast List:
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That's all folks - enjoy the episode.
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Old 22-05-2014, 12:06
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Thanks for the thread!

Laughing out loud at the wacky nicknames you've given people.

Shame Alfie's not in it tonight I would have loved to know what nickname you would have given him, Biffer Moon - stealer of kneecaps or something like that!

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Old 22-05-2014, 12:06
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Don't think I've ever laughed so hard at an episode thread, J-B. Amazing job.

Danny Dyer ... Danny Dyer
It's the little things.
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Old 22-05-2014, 12:10
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Brilliant thread I absolutely love the 'Phil Mitchell hair cuts' album brings back a lot of memories
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Old 22-05-2014, 12:11
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This is a great thread!
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Old 22-05-2014, 12:14
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Awesome thread JB! This your first time???
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Old 22-05-2014, 12:15
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Lmao at their names
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Old 22-05-2014, 12:28
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Not much of an EE fan these days, but I had to pop in just to give J-B a standing ovation for this most brilliant virgin thread, which had me ROFL-ing. Well done, pal - obviously a lot of work went into it and it's more than paid off.

In fact, having read the 'spoilers', I might actually have to watch it tonight. ..
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Old 22-05-2014, 13:03
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Amazing thread! Thanks.

I also laughed at Danny Dyer being played by Danny Dyer!
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Old 22-05-2014, 13:09
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I just voted in the poll but I got it wrong!

My BSA votes for EE were Danny for Sexiest Male, Lindsay for Best Actress and EE for Best Soap. I voted for Keiron Richardson in HO for Best Actor but completely forgot that and voted for Danny here. As much as I love him I really do want to see Kieron win it this year. And I was so tempted to vote for Janine as Best Villain but Sienna in HO just edged it for me.
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Old 22-05-2014, 13:15
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Thanks for the thread

I voted everything Eastenders apart for Best Actress I voted Stephanie Davis Hollyoaks she just edged it for me over Lindsey.
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Old 22-05-2014, 13:53
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Fab thread Hard to choose but my favourite bit was

Later, Phil finds Dean at his barber shop. Phil manages to get Dean to cut his hair and he actually listens to what Phil has to say - "I'm telling you Dean, he ain't allowed in the Minute mart, the launderette, Mcklunkies, or that Sari Shop down Bridge Street."
along with Stan "Power Shower" Carter.
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Old 22-05-2014, 14:35
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On the poll I have voted for them all bar Lacey.
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Old 22-05-2014, 14:57
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Thanks for the thread, J-B!

I gather from this thread that you are another one that isn't a fan of Phil Mitchell. Perhaps the same pain Phil receives by Dean, can be inflicted on Lauren by Lola for weighing in on her man.

I just know you will be a fan of my suggestion .
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Old 22-05-2014, 15:03
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Cheers for the thread, great effort
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Old 22-05-2014, 15:15
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Thanks for the thanks all, who knew these things took so long to write

Thanks for the thread, J-B!

I gather from this thread that you are another one that isn't a fan of Phil Mitchell. Perhaps the same pain Phil receives by Dean, can be inflicted on Lauren by Lola for weighing in on her man.

I just know you will be a fan of my suggestion .
Aaron I hate to disagree with you on this but anyone that wants to so much as look at lovely Lauren the wrong way will have me to answer to. However, as a compromise, I suggest Lauren and Lola mud wrestle to settle their differences
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Old 22-05-2014, 16:40
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Nice range of barnetts on Phil there.
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Old 22-05-2014, 17:16
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This thread has cracked me up, especially the bits about Phil's haircut although I'm not surprised to hear those jokes, Phil going to a barbers was definitely going to warrant a few jokes I loved the cast names too, JB is one of the consistently funny people on this forum and this thread has continued on from that, love this thread.

Pumped for tonight's episode too, really looking forward to discovering more about what happened that caused Shirley to try to drown Mick when he was a child. I'm one person who would hate for it to be revealed that Shirley is Mick's mum but I can seen it coming big time during the Summer.
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Old 22-05-2014, 17:45
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Thanks for the thread
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Old 22-05-2014, 18:01
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Thank you for the thread

Final episode of the week already (No episode tomorrow and Monday is on at the earlier time of 7:30 )

Evening All Any Nice Thunder storms your way?
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Old 22-05-2014, 18:02
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Old 22-05-2014, 18:04
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Thanks for the thread, should be good with all the fallout from Tuesday.
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Old 22-05-2014, 18:09
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I've been told tonight's episode is a cracker by somebody that has seen it! Not long to go now!
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Old 22-05-2014, 18:11
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Thank you for the thread

Final episode of the week already (No episode tomorrow and Monday is on at the earlier time of 7:30 )

Evening All Any Nice Thunder storms your way?
Evening Dan

Had one earlier in South London, wish it would rain again
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Old 22-05-2014, 18:13
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Evening Dan

Had one earlier in South London, wish it would rain again
Evening We had one earlier but only lasted about 10 minutes

I've been told tonight's episode is a cracker by somebody that has seen it! Not long to go now!
It's going to be
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