Yes, violent, savage death would seem to be the way forward for little Simon. The vicious brat. Maybe he become involved in a love triangle with an older woman and her husband finds out. She could be old enough to be his great, great, great grandmother. The two of them could meet at that hotel where Peter and Tina went. Rob could become suspicious and blurts it out to her husband who just so happens to have started drinking in the Rovers every day after never having been in there before. He confronts Simon who tells him "she loves me, not you". The man threatens Simon with a machete (a very sharp one) and Simon, fearing for his life, runs away down the street, being careful not to tread on any cracks in the pavement. The man catches him and cuts his head off and it is later mounted on the wall in the Rovers as a memorial to the fine lad.
The bloke and his wife get back together and have sex eight times a day for years and she tells him that it is so much better than Simon and that it is nice to have a real man again and not a boy.
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