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Old 27-05-2014, 01:10
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Standard Sharon scene of late

Sharon : "I feel terrible not going to see Ian. Maybe I should pop round there later".
David : "Nah. I'll have this storyline, thanks. You've had your pointless cameo for the episode. You can go now".
Sharon : "Fair enough".

Following on from her last epic storyline where she and Phil visited Ian and she vanished off screen leaving Phil to get all the glory
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:26
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Sharon: I must go and put some flowers on Den, Ange n Dennis's graves.
Dexter: Yo Shazz, I'll do that for ya .
Sharon: Cheers doll, you're a star. I can concentrate on getting the peanut order for my invisible bar right.
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:32
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Sharon: I must go and put some flowers on Den, Ange n Dennis's graves.
Dexter: Yo Shazz, I'll do that for ya .
Sharon: Cheers doll, you're a star. I can concentrate on getting the peanut order for my invisible bar right.
LOL

Sharon's entire birth family shows up on the square looking for her.

Sharon's dad : "I'm here to find my long lost daughter Sharon".
Random extra : "She's on holiday".
Sharon's dad : "Oh well. I suppose I'll try again in another 40 years".
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:37
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Lool so true

Sharon: Hey!! Does anyone remember I've opened a bar???
Noone responds.
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:40
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LOL

Sharon's entire birth family shows up on the square looking for her.

Sharon's dad : "I'm here to find my long lost daughter Sharon".
Random extra : "She's on holiday".
Sharon's dad : "Oh well. I suppose I'll try again in another 40 years".


Vikki rocks up with 3 kids.
V: I've come to see Sharon. Oh God Mum was right. All the bad memories are flooding my brain. Taxi! Take me to the airport!
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:41
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Lool so true

Sharon: Hey!! Does anyone remember I've opened a bar???
Noone responds.
Anyone? It's called The Tumbleweed?
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:44
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Sharon: I haven't shagged Phil in a whole week. Maybe I should surprise him tonight.
Shirley: Don't worry, I'll do that for ya, Shazza.
Sharon: Awwww, thank you, Terrahawk.
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:45
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Shirley: Mick, here's a picture of your dad.. Den Watts
Phil: Wtf!!!
Sharon: oh ok, bye
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:47
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Peggy returns to visit Phil.

Sharon : "Hello Peggy. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Peggy : "Sorry, do I know you?"
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:48
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Phil: Hey, do you remember when I told you the truth about Dennis's murder??
Sharon: Babe, what colour curtains should I get for our room xx
Phil: Well do you??
Sharon: I'm thinking purple.
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:49
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Sharon: I haven't shagged Phil in a whole week. Maybe I should surprise him tonight.
Shirley: Don't worry, I'll do that for ya, Shazza.
Sharon: Yay! I was out of bromide.
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:50
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Phil: Hey, do you remember when I told you the truth about Dennis's murder??
Sharon: Babe, what colour curtains should I get for our room xx
Phil: Well do you??
Sharon: I'm thinking purple.
Lol!!! That could actually happen
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:52
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Phil: Hey, do you remember when I told you the truth about Dennis's murder??
Sharon: Babe, what colour curtains should I get for our room xx
Phil: Well do you??
Sharon: I'm thinking purple.


Chrissie: I'm back, back BACK to make it up to you. I'm now a gangland bitch. Anyone you need sorting out?
Sharon: Chrissie! What do you think of mauve scatter cushions?
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:53
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Chrissie: I'm back, I heard Sharons returned to Walford
Everyone: Sharon
Winston: Think she's talking about that bird that walks with a limp
Marie: No! thats Karen.
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:57
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Chrissie: I'm back, back BACK to make it up to you. I'm now a gangland bitch. Anyone you need sorting out?
Sharon: Chrissie! What do you think of mauve scatter cushions?
Haha!
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:57
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Grant: I'm back for the love of my life.
Sharon: Me?
Grant: Er no , I meant a box at Leyton Orient.
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Old 27-05-2014, 01:58
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Chrissie: I'm back, I heard Sharons returned to Walford
Everyone: Sharon
Winston: Think she's talking about that bird that walks with a limp
Marie: No! thats Karen.
Karen is a soap icon.
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Old 27-05-2014, 02:02
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Sharon doesnt suit being a minor player.I find it hard to believe the powers that be dont grasp this.Its like their taking the pee.
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Old 27-05-2014, 02:09
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Sharon, in the midst of an epic spring clean, interrupts Ian's grieving with a very important request.

Ian : "Sharon Watts! My oldest friend! How nice of you to finally show your face".
Sharon : "Yeah yeah. Life goes on. I couldn't borrow Pauline's doorstop could I?"
Ian : "You mean the object that ended your dad's life?"
Sharon : "Ian please. That happened 10 years ago. Am I supposed to dwell on it forever?".
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Old 27-05-2014, 02:09
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Michelle: Sharon, want to go out tonight?? Only here for a the weekend
Sharon: No, made plans with my bbf Tanya, maybe next time.
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Old 27-05-2014, 02:12
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Sharon to Janine : "Hi. My name is Sharon.".

Oooops! That one actually happened
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Old 27-05-2014, 02:14
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Sharon to Janine : "Hi. My name is Sharon.".

Oooops! That one actually happened
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Old 27-05-2014, 02:19
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Cora: Sharon, I am your muvva!
Sharon: That's nice Cora. What about this lime green mirror in the bedroom?
Dexter: Heeeeeey nan. We goin to mums?
Cora: God yeah, I'd choose Ava over Sharon any day. At least Avas got a personality!
Sharon: Wait, mum!
Cora: Yeah?
Sharon gets runover by Chewbacca.
Everyone: Yay, Joey's back!
Everyone tramples over Sharon's body as they enter the Vic to toast Joey and Ava - legends of Albert Square.
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Old 27-05-2014, 02:26
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Sharon: I'm a hurricane.
Random Weatherman: Of course you are.
Sharon: No, I'm serious, watch my return trailer on YouTube.
Random Weatherman: And how shit your return has been.
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Old 27-05-2014, 02:27
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Lol, I even smiled at this scene when Sharon said she hadn't been to see Ian in a while. The writers obviously paying attention to Sharon being off screen for so long.
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