He'd have to get a bit of work done on it - the current kitchen table would collapse under the sheer calibre of the lunches he'd put on for his wife Anna, and new children Wheels, Fayemien, Fit Katy, and Sniveling Sergeant Windass.
There's also that lump surgically attached to the sofa he'll have to get removed.
I'm not so sure about this 'buy' nonsense though. Owen will beg Jason love to buy it for a fiver and a packet of kleenex, and when Jase refuses Phelan will take Owens keys and banish him to the back garden.