Anna finally tells Owen about her night of passion with the sex god Phelan.
Let's have all the Phelan jokes on here in advance
Let's have all the Phelan jokes on here in advance
Corrie ......Phelan Groovy tonight
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Originally Posted by Abriel:
“I think she'll be Phelan good when she finally confesses.”
“I think she'll be Phelan good when she finally confesses.”
She'll still have lost that loving Phelan though.
This forum has meant that I don't think I'll ever be able to take anything involving either Phelan or Owen seriously for a long time. Even last night during a serious and well acted scene between Owen and Anna when Owen told Anna to forget the bin and started wrestling with it all I could think about was the bully jokes on here. 
I don't get how Owen finds out about Phelan yet doesn't visit him in a future episode though.
I don't get how Owen finds out about Phelan yet doesn't visit him in a future episode though.
Originally Posted by rolergirl:
“Anna's only gone back for some more phelan pork sausage
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/TdzK0MzIdjA/0.jpg”
“Anna's only gone back for some more phelan pork sausage
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/TdzK0MzIdjA/0.jpg”
Phelan,nothing more than Phelan.
Anna is Phelan the love tonight, she'll tell Owen ' Phelan made me Phel like a women. He told me to love brie tender, love brie sweet, the best sexual Phelan I've ever had'.
Owen " OK so you had sex with that toerag, it happens, but what has really annoyed me is":
"HE KEPT HIS VEST ON".
"HE KEPT HIS VEST ON".
Originally Posted by hatpeg:
“Owen " OK so you had sex with that toerag, it happens, but what has really annoyed me is":
"HE KEPT HIS VEST ON".”
“Owen " OK so you had sex with that toerag, it happens, but what has really annoyed me is":
"HE KEPT HIS VEST ON".”
What really annoys Owen is that he suddenly realises it was Anna's knickers that clogged up and broke the washing machine. He'll be fewmin' about that. 
Have been out all day shopping and couldn't get home fast enough to read all your Phelan funnies on here. I had a Phelan there would be some good ones. Thanks. keep em coming
Thanks. keep em coming
All Owen has to do is keep his vest on and Anna will be rampant again.
She can't resist a man in a vest, preferably with cheese stains on it.
She can't resist a man in a vest, preferably with cheese stains on it.
"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen
I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel."
"You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen
I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel.""You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"
Originally Posted by J-B:
“"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel."
"You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"”
“"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen
I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel.""You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"”
OMG I am howling I can't even type "".."...........
Originally Posted by J-B:
“"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel."
"You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"”
“"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen
I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel.""You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"”
I can't breathe, I'm laughing soo much
Originally Posted by J-B:
“"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel."
"You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"”
“"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen
I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel.""You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"”
This isn't fair J-B - the reality tonight can't possibly live up to this! 
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