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"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?" "Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?" "Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love." "I know why." "Why's that love?" "I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it" "You did what love?" "They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all" "Is there more love?" "The reason they were rock hard..." "Did I get em too damp love?" "No Owen, it's not you..." "Then what is it love?" "I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh." "I don't understand love" "Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly." "I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?" "Oh flippin' heck Owen I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel.""You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Katy in the meantime will spoil the mood and run down them stairs. |
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"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?" "Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?" "Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love." "I know why." "Why's that love?" "I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it" "You did what love?" "They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all" "Is there more love?" "The reason they were rock hard..." "Did I get em too damp love?" "No Owen, it's not you..." "Then what is it love?" "I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh." "I don't understand love" "Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly." "I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?" "Oh flippin' heck Owen I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel.""You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?" |
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Phelan! Oh, oh, oh Phelan!
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Almost word for word the script.
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He's simply the vest. What other Man/Icon/King inspires so many threads for someone who is re-occurring?? Blackburn Owesus better give his public what they want soon...
Anyhow...... A Snippet from track 3 of the King's new release covering Anna. I wanna get cheesy with you Brie me, Anna (Ah, yeah) Brie me, Anna (Mmm, just like that) Brie me, Anna (Ah, yeah) Brie me, Anna Let me lick you up and down till you say stop Let me play with your body, Anna, make you real hot Let me do all the things you want me to do 'Cause tonight, Anna, I wanna get cheesy with you Anna, don't you understand I wanna be your nasty man I wanna make your body scream And you will know just what I mean (You know what I mean) 24 carat gold You'll wear my crown to stop the cold I wanna lick you up and down (Baby, yeah, bay, yeah) And then I wanna lay you down, come on Phel sing Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Lick you up and down) Let me play with your body, Anna make you real hot (Let me make you real hot) Let me do all the things you want me to do (Whoa, ho, oh) 'Cause tonight, Anna, I wanna get cheesy with you I love the taste of whipped Brie (Hey) Spread it on, don't be mean (Anna, don't be mean) You know You can't resist me girl I'll Phel you all around the world (All around the world, oh, Anna) I wanna see your body drip Come on let me take a sip (Come on, come on, come on, come on) Take off what you cherish most (come on, come on, come on, come on, baby) 'Cause when I brag I like to brag and boast Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Lick you up and down, oh, baby) Let me play with your body, Anna, make you real hot (I wanna play with your body, Anna, I wanna play with your body, girl) Let me do all the things you want me to do 'Cause tonight, Anna, I wanna get cheesy with you |
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It's uncanny isn't it
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I won't be able to sleep tonight now ....... I keep chuckling.
![]() ![]() Owen took it better than I expected actually. Anna's dressing gown . Looked like Primark or Bon Marche.
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I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel."

. Looked like Primark or Bon Marche.