Originally Posted by J-B:
“"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen
I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel."
"You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"”
“"Owen..."
"What's wrong love?"
"Ya know the washing machine has been playing up?"
"Yes love, I've had a good old cry behind it love."
"I know why."
"Why's that love?"
"I put my soiled undercrackers in there and it broke it"
"You did what love?"
"They were rock hard Owen... And that's not all"
"Is there more love?"
"The reason they were rock hard..."
"Did I get em too damp love?"
"No Owen, it's not you..."
"Then what is it love?"
"I got Phelaned, I'm not proud of it but it had to happen, to save you and our Garreh."
"I don't understand love"
"Phelan wined and dined me, and he took me to a hotel room, and he rutted me silly."
"I'm not sure I follow you love, what do you mean he dined you love?"
"Oh flippin' heck Owen
I went to his, he gave me the best brie of my life, the fruitiest little red I'm ever likely to taste, and then we had sex in the hotel.""You sit yourself down love. Shall I have a look at the washing machine now, love?"”




Katy in the meantime will spoil the mood and run down them stairs.




. Looked like Primark or Bon Marche.