I invented the term "Corrie" back in 1992, whilst out on the ale with a few mates who preferred Crossroads.
That night outside the Pig & Whistle, whilst I was duly kicking their heads in, I was too drunk to say "Coronation Street," hence the term "Corrie" was born.
I was rather prolific back then for some reason, as it was also around that time that I invented the Club Sandwich, Ayia Napa, and Dogging.
Within a year, I'd invented Ladettes too.
Zoe Ball you might remember was my infamous prototype.
Boy could she drink and scrap.
I was also blamed for inventing Tony Blair, but I've long since washed my hands of that one.