I am BORED so I thought I would make this thread.

Where in the world is Alfie Moon?

He's not been in EE this week and the devil finds work for idle hands so what has he been up to this week?

Maybe he's

Over at Phil's playing poker
Buying new shirts
Spending the week under Kat's thumb
In Australia trying to get his burger van back off Nicole

Or maybe.....

He's lurking in this forum reading all our posts to see if we mention his name.

Gone back to the swamp he crawled out of hopefully

He's away taking care of a few people that owe phil money

Then he's gonna double cross Phil and keep the money to himself.

Sssshhhhhhh it's so nice without him

He isn't missed

I miss him!

Which is why I asked where he was!

Someone's got to run the square whilst Phil is poncing about with Ian and Shirley.

Probably calculating the finances again and realising that they aren't bringing in enough money hence

He is forcing terrified people into giving him money with his flowery shirts and beergut.

Alfie is ROCK HARD.

Being Phil's bitch is a full-time job.

Philth is Alfie's bitch!

Ooh I love a bit of rock!

As for the flowery beergut, we can attach a tap and all have a beer on Alfie!

Great theory!

As for people warming to him, there are people on here who wouldn't warm to Alfie if they were on fire!

Dirty girl.

The opening post to this thread made me howl out loud with laughter at 12 in the morning and that just isn't fair on my parents RetroMusicFsn is a hero.

I'd say that Alfie's been busy this week flogging dodgy shirts and menswear on the market though while perhaps doing something dodgy for either Alek's or his new partner Phil behind the scenes. To be quite serious I do think that Alfie has been drug dealing and that will come to a head at some point in the future that he was the one who dealer to Lucy.

He's guarding all the places Max is banned from. (And Phil's not going to tell him when the ban's over, but just leave him shivering outside The Albert every night.)

I hope there will be good things to come for Alfie! I like him!

Dead, I killed him.

You turned him into this??

http://www.campusgifts.co.uk/media/c...att-hap004.jpg

Yeh, anyone want it??? PM to discuss the price. Thanks

Since you hate him so much, i'd have thought you'd keep it for yourself to wipe feet when you step on dog shit!

Haha Nope, might as well make some cash for doing a good deed

Aw! Glad to be of service!

I don't think drug dealing is Alfie's thing though!

I've found him!

He was in the potting shed up on the allotment all the time, he says he's sorry he worried me but just wanted a bit of peace and quiet from Kat's nagging!

I reckon he's been arguing with Big Mo all week about whose dodgy gear is the best