Geri has her fair share of bad videos. Half of Me is the worst video that I have ever seen. It makes Ride It and Desire look like masterpieces compared to that shit. It looks like they just chucked these random people from the street and made a (not even) half-assed video in a studio. It doesn't help that the song is terrible. Looks like being a judge at Australia's Got Talent can't even pay for an actual music video, huh? That season tanked and the show got cancelled altogether.

Hell, even Mel B's latest video looked liked she was trying.

Kylie's latest one looks rather cheap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g0c9mv0j9E

Looks like a local bowling alley in Glasgow, the guy some random from Govan who would rob you for 50p and "mama" was "papa" before the op:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbhGTylaVtQ

Four random lads (I believe all were gay from what I heard - nowt wrong with it as I am gay myself), running down the road with only their boxers on - wtf?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a_jmso5GWw

No wonder it scored nil in Eurovision for the UK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvOZnPE-nEI

This looks home-made:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIF6ALk6SlE

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!??!?!

It must have costed about £20 to shoot the entire thing!!!

Must have done!!! So tacky and cheap. It made the charts at..........

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#63

It charted?!?!?!?

Considering the song's production, video and everything, I wouldn't be surprised if it made £10 profit out of it, since it did chart!!! I expected it not to even have made it at all!!!

Considering singles sales were low back then and I believe this came above Amy Winehouse's debut (#71!) In the same week must have only been a tenner profit!!!

I guess the guys in this video are now embarassed by this and are probably working ordinary jobs.

Palmface

O Town- Liquid Dreams

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7RPvOOjCvE

Steps- Heartbeat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq7iQPbiq1Y

Great song, rubbish video...
Layo and Bushwacka's Lovestory
http://youtu.be/tD3y8RoTjSY

Of recent times, Kylie's video for Sexercise and Rihanna's video for Pour It Up. I know I am a real Mary Whitehouse at times but they just took mixing porn and music too far for me.

When it comes to the worst videos of the past, no one can beat Jan Terri!

Thanks for that - it's actually the first time I heard the original of the track (I always thought the single release with the female vocal really annoying). What the hell re: that video though!

I adore Bowie but he has done some seriously rubbish videos in his time.

Kate Bush is another who I pretty much worship but many of her videos are absolutely awful, including her recent one for the new version of Deeper Understanding in 2011.

Still think Madonna's videos for Gimme All Your Lovin' and Turn Up The Radio are by far and away her very worst.

I agree. I was gutted when I saw it.

I hate black and white videos. They were particularly common in the 90's and instead of being 'stylish' I think most of them just look dull.

Concert videos used to pass as music videos are the worst!

Britney Spears - Break the ice, simply because it deserved so much more than crappy animation.

Agree with both points here. Concert footaged edited into a music video is the laziest, most boring thing that a singer can do.

Break the Ice was a great song, it's just a shame it came out when Britney still wasn't very confident. Had it come out during the FF era it might have had a great video.

I like the black and white videos for Wild Is The Wind-David Bowie and Every Breath You Take-Police but it became the latest fad and lots of artists did them and many were dull.

Hold On by En Vogue is one of my favourite songs of the 90's. The video is a bit cheap and nasty though:

http://youtu.be/liT8cILFAV4

"Lick it Up" by Kiss, featuring Homeless Women as Imagined by Bob Guccione :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

I know this is six months early, but this video is pretty nasty. The women probably did a job in Babestation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3p-Zea_0pE

Nasty song, singer and video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

Now this is the meaning of the word of terrible. Cheap looking singers, climbing through a toilet window, dancing randomly in the midle of the street, dodgy background and some local gangster on the decks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttg9CXEdVPA

Surely something by the Fast Food Rockers has to be included?

We're found our winner!!

Surely??!!

Dave Spoon ft Lisa Mafia- Bad Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK0hEKiSwEI

The song is amazing so it kind of distracts from just how bad the video is. One minute it looks like she's waking up after a party, next minute she's at a party were barely anything is happening. Next it looks like she's locked herself outside.. Then she's just staring in a mirror...

I was a teenager when they were around and even though I knew they were meant for kids I just didn't know what to make of them.

You mean THIs?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AojJfBmMGU Massively cringy, godawful lyrics, cheesy vid, her facial expressions & posing is just EXCRUCIATING!

And NEVER try & do sexy Geri: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLFuJW5UvEQ