Denny will have to do it. Maybe his lovely hair has Medusa like abilities.

They would be a force to be reckoned with. I liked the scenes between the three of them a few months back. I would love that, they all work well together also. Bring it on. We need to infiltrate the beeb and start storylining.

Me too! Deal. If they go down the Tina/Tosh/Sonia and her tremulous tits route we will be forced to stage a coup.

I'll start making the protest signs, best to be prepared..

Yes . Wouldn't it be brilliant if Denny found out about Phil's involvement in Dennis's death and went full-on demented and started plotting behind Phil's back. I could imagine him smiling like a devil from the corner of the room as Phil receives anonymous death threats through the mail .

You could also throw in a twist and say that every bad thing that ever happened to Phil was actually orchestrated by Denny, who travelled back in time to take credit for every incident . Who Shot Phil, the Sharongate tape, Dirty Den's revenge, Who's Stalking Phil were all part of Denny's big masterplan . Unfortunately, poor naive Denny has come to learn Philth is indestructible .

The Stewie Griffin of Walford. I'd hedge a bet that it was even Denny who killed Lucy.

That's exactly who I was thinking of when I typed that post!

Oh yeah, Lucy was just another victim in a long line of victims for that evil swine . Poor girl discovered Denny had "666" carved on his scalp, her days were always numbered after that . Denny is just too good at covering his tracks .

I'll bring a flask of tea and some jam buggies.

OMG, yes, Denny is the John O Connor of Walford!!!

Cor, he really is just too good. But, we've got his number. Denny, we're on to you matey.
Watch this space!


You're on!

I have to laugh at all these women fighting over Philth.

He has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and suddenly (and unrealistically) becoming human for a couple of weeks just because he is f*****g fake Sharon-lite does not excuse over 15 years of pure brutality.

The man is pondscum but TPTB have their head so far up his arse it make me puke.

And poor Shirley get all the hate from some posters.

What a f*****g joke.

I like Phil (kind of) but I can't help but agree with all of that.

Sounds like a good week

Could be. And we all know how Shirley misses being treated like something he stepped in.

I actually find Shirley quite ridiculous. She acts all tough and mouthy yet we lost count of the number of women he cheated with whilst they were together.

I loved Phil and Sharon back in the day but feels she is worth SO much more than him now.

Shirley and Phil are well suited in that they are both selfish, boorish, crap parents with half a brain cell a piece.