Would you just take a look at the testosterone levels in this picture (warning: the sheer animalistic quality of it may be NSFW):

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2...oG6DU2KFytR8pD

Do you see the way King Philth fixes these two burly security guards, probably half his age and double his size, with a look tough enough to send them crying for their mummies?

What pathetic losers. Don't they realise they can never match up to King Philth: reviver of puppies, scourge of Max Branning, restorer of truth and justice?

These scenes air next Friday. Prepare yourself, it's going to be one hell of a smackdown.

LOL at your post So true!!

I was reading All About Soap magazine and it says that when Sharon is attacked, Johnny hides upstairs. I hope when Phil finds out what Johnny did, he doesn't become aggressive to Johnny.

I hope that they don't make Johnny out to be too cowardly during the attack if that's the case. Fair enough if he just thinks The Albert has been broken into and he's hiding as a result, but if he can hear Sharon being attacked and doesn't do anything then I don't think he's going to get much sympathy from anyone. Philth especially.

Those guards would no doubt run away like little girls if Alfie decided to dish out some justice to them.

It says "Phil arranging security at The Albert" ... looks like he's employing these guys.


Anyone remember when Jay beat down that massive black gang member in The Arches (that was hanging out the back of Carol for a while after Billie died)? Now that was ridiculous. The guy was built like a shithouse and Jay quite clearly weighs less than 10 stone. Stupid.

Surely even Phil won't take on these 2 and win in a fight, lets be honest looking at that picture they are both twice the size of him, one he might get away with if he got a lucky punch but the both of them together would destroy Phil.

But he'll still need to show 'em who's boss. Can't have the security staff mugging him off, can he?




Philth should just hire Alfie as security. Nobody would get past that hardnut. Or maybe that's the problem. Philth just wants to protect the business, not scare away the punters completely.

The guard on the left looks like Grant Mitchell .

I know, that was so ridiculously hilarious. Glad someone brought that up. A scrawny teen like Jay would have no chance against someone like Connor and would get squashed like a fly. However, due to Jay having Mitchell as his surname - it means he can punch above his weight against highly stronger opponents. Just more evidence of Mitchell bias on the part of the producers/writers

Thinking about it the scene were he beats them up should it happen probably won't happen next Friday as Sharon doesn't get attacked until the following Monday, probably Phil just interviewing them in his own unique style.

Could be similar to when Jase died and Billy hid in the shower.

If Abi marries Jay will she suddenly gain Mitchell super powers and start demanding protection money from Lauren, Nancy etc?

Lol . I'd love to see that .
Abi: "Oy Lauren you skank, gimme your money, I won't ask again, blud " *Pulls out baseball bat*

It is EE law that anybody with a Mitchell surname should have superhuman-level fighting ability. Don't be surprised if Ben returns as a hardcore ex-convict and beats up Mick, Dean and Lee all at once .

You should see Amy when she's at nursery.

Haha, I heard they call her "Queen Amy" and all the kids pay her their dinner money . Amy is in her own league. She doesn't need to lift a finger or raise her voice unlike most Mitchells, she just gives people the death stare with that disturbing blank expression on her face and you know not to mess with her .

Such a shame they changed the actress . I quite liked the old Amy!

I did too! It was like she was thinking"Jeez, what a bunch of **** ups. Think I 'll just keep me trap shut"

Forget Phil, make Ronnie the head of the Mitchells.

Samantha Womack should stop buggering off and filming other stuff so her character can be developed properly, she's only been in EastEnders for a few weeks weeks this year. She was starting to get interesting as well, it's typical how she was in it constantly in 2010 up until she was sent to prison when she was arguably at her dullest.

Where has Ronnie been? She's not been around for ages.

My best guess: going mental as a result of killing Lucy Beale. (That, and Samantha Womack has been filming elsewhere. Ronnie is in it next week for a couple of episodes.)

Samantha Womack has been filming Mount Pleasant, so they'll probably make up a story about Ronnie going off to a Buddhist retreat before she starts her next killing spree across Walford.

What reason would Ronnie have for killing Lucy though? Those two hardly ever spoke, but the only reason I can think of is that Lucy somoenow found out about Carl's murder.

Amy has no time for grown ups. She's way too important to give a shit about any of our insigificant lives.

Mind you, Amy was never best pleased with Roxy's parenting skills.
"Pffft, she can't even spend a few minutes with me without throwing me on some random stranger's lap ."

She doesn't appear to have any reason on the surface but as she's been acting so crazily since returning from Ibiza, there's a good chance that we as viewers don't know everything about her right now. There's been some speculation that she could be running a drugs business from the gym, using the contacts on Carl White's phone (one of which may have been Charlie Cotton who very conveniently provided an alibi for her on the night that Lucy died.)

It's just a theory but it's what I'm going with for now.

This whole Mitchell hardman rubbish is so annoying. I was hoping Dominic Treadwell-Collins would put a stop to it. It wouldn't surprise me if The Albert turns "gangster" and Phil and Sharon turn into Bonnie and Clyde crims together.

Ronnie as an evil pimp? Could be interesting.

I'm imagining her as being like Natalie Buxton from Bad Girls now.